Hugh Hefner filed for divorce last week from his wife of 20 years Kimberely Conrad. Now he can actually do all the things he has been held back from doing all these years. Like date 5 hot blondes at once instead of just 3. Or share a room with sexy triplets instead of lame-o twins. I am sure life is going to change a lot now for old Hef, without the ball and chain to worry about.
“I am happy to be out of the marriage. I only remained married (to Conrad) for the sake of the children, at her request. I am happy to have this behind me,” Hefner told TMZ in a telephone interview on Wednesday.
Wow, what a great dad. You really made a lot of sacrifices for the family didn’t you. I just wonder what the irreconcilable differences could have been.
So turns out Hef has been estranged from the woman since 1999 and she was a god awful 35 years younger than him, instead of the standard 50 years. Good move sir, good move.
