Sometimes when some asshole steals something that belongs to you your number one concern isn’t necessarily getting it back. Sometimes your number one concern is wishing eternal damnation (if you believe in that sort of thing) and a horrible death upon the thieving asshole that took your stuff. This happens to be a perfect example of one such case.
I also suspect that the sign maker didn’t want the bike back because after getting his fixie home he realized that fixies are really on only for hipsters and/or idiots.
via Jalopnik
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Single speed does not = fixie.
But yeah, the rest of that’s true.