I know I’ll never truly “see it all” but this makes me feel like I must be getting pretty fucking close. Maybe I’m just a little jealous because I get nowhere near 40 to 50 texts an hour. I love how this douche takes the time to clarify that “my phone is always with me.” No fucking shit, you don’t say, I would’ve assumed someone that gets 40 to 50 texts an hour would just leave their phone lying around willy-nilly completely losing it for hours at a time. Click the image for the legible version.
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