I thought two DUIs in two hours was impressive but possible “Douchebag Of The Week” candidate Joshua Bracci here might have outdone yesterday’s chucklehead.
Joshua decided to lead the New York State Police on a friendly high speed chase that hit speeds up to 111 MPH. Joshua really fucked himself, and started racking up the tickets, when he got off the interstate and started speeding through neighborhoods with his lights off in hopes of losing the fuzz.
He eventually made a wrong turn down a dead end street where he hit a parked car and backed into a police cruiser trying to escape.
Joshua’s own personal “Cannonball Run” lasted 13 minutes in which time he managed to rack up 56 tickets including of course a DUI. That’s an impressive 4.3 tickets per minute of high speed chase. If his total of 56 tickets isn’t some kind of world record then that ticket per minute ratio has got to be.
