Even if you get to a point when you are too drunk to perform sexually, there is no reason to state that as a fact while you still have your clothes on. You are only cock-blocking yourself:
(703): He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he’s drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Also, what’s the appropriate response to this text? Do you give suggestions on how to get him to sober up or tell your friend to just move on to another guy? A guy who’s dumb enough to tell you this while still at the club sounds like a keeper to me!
Original text: Texts From Last Night
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Keep your close on? As opposed to keeping your open on?
Close? Really? What, are you typing with a stuffy nose? I believe it’s spelled “clothes”.