Stealing beers twelve at a time is some bush league type shit. If you really want to have a party you going to need a lot more than twelve beers.
I don’t know what kind of a rager these two Australians were planning on throwing but they lifted $35K worth of beer just to make sure they didn’t run dry. The two bastards used a side-loading container trailer to lift an entire shipping container of Hoegaarden beer. The shipping container contained 1,349 cartons which were valued at $35,000.
One of the two boozehounds has already been picked up by the fuzz but his partner in crime is still on the run and the shipping container hasn’t been recovered.
The second guy either literally drank himself to death on Hoegaarden or he’s backstroking through beer Scrooge McDuck style right now. Generally I wouldn’t condone backstroking through beer as it’s a waste of beer but if you’ve got 1,349 cartons lying around you might as well fucking go for it. I almost want the second guy to get busted just so that I can learn how he managed to hide an entire shipping container full of beer. But on the other hand I hope this guy gets away and just spends the rest of his life sitting on a beach sipping Hoegaarden.
via NewsMail
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hahaha, the scrooge mcduck line was classic, definitely just made me laugh out lound in the middle of class