Washington Wizards shooting guard, DeShawn Stevenson, showed up at NBA media day on Monday with some new awesome awkward tattoos on his neck and face. They include, a Frankenstein crack on his forehead, a backwards Pittsburgh Pirates logo by his eye, his son’s name on his temple, and none other than our fearless 16th President Abraham Lincoln’s face on his neck. Face tattoos are one thing all together, but seem almost normal compared to good old Honest Abe. Words. Escape. Me.
You better be a real f-ing baller if you are going to pull off the Abe-face on the neck tattoo. But come on DeShawn, let’s not half ass this shit. By the season opening, I want to see the full Lincoln top hat travelling up to your chin. Don’t be a puss.
via Yahoo!
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