Why Girls Scare Me

MitchMartin

• I could go to the bar by myself and drink a few 22oz IPAs or I can stay here, get drunk and watch "I Love You, Man". Goddamn you Paul Rudd. about 20 hours ago from twidroid
• Wish my buddy @gmkelly luck. He's racing/running up the 70 story Columbia Tower tomorrow morning. about 20 hours ago from twidroid
• It's hard to get up the motivation to get shit faced and do something stupid once you're 30. Good thing I've got all this tequila. about 21 hours ago from twidroid
• Gallagher's Brew Your Own Beer is by far one of the coolest places I've ever been. Can't wait to bottle the 25 gallons of brew we made today about 21 hours ago from twidroid
• Our home inspector's name is Stuart Anderson. I put the over/under at 8.5 "Black Angus" jokes before the guy wants to punchasize my face. 08:43:21 AM March 20, 2010 from Brizzly