Some Aussies are up in arms over a new drinking ban that has been put in place for the four day Bathurst 1,000 car race.
Spectators are limited to one 24-can case each of full-strength beer, although if revellers are willing to consume lower-strength alcohol (3.5% abv or less) they will be entitled to a more satisfactory 36 cans.
In case you’re thinking, “Yeah, those pricks are only giving them a six-beer-a-day allowance. That’s fucked!” let me just clarify something. They are being limited to 24 cans a day. That’s right, they can drink 24 cans a day for each one of the four days. Fuck, I fancy myself a drinker but I completed a few case-in-a-day challenges back in my prime and they kicked my ass. I can’t imagine doing it four days in a row and being pissed off that it wasn’t enough.
Seriously how many cans would these boozehounds tip back if the ban wasn’t in place? I can’t imagine what the hangover would feel like coming off a four day bender during which you put down 24+ cans of piss each day. That’s got to be a week long hangover that makes you want to fucking kill yourself.
via Guardian.co.uk
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