Son of a bitch! Is there a hot woman on this planet that George Clooney hasn’t banged? I’m not even in the market but shit George, you’re leaving nothing but sloppy seconds for every other guy on the planet that has even a remote chance of banging an Italian TV personality or supermodel or whatever.
George’s latest conquest is Italian actress and TV personality Elisabetta Canalis. Apparently George has already moved her into his Studio City home and there are rumors that he has given her some kind of a ring with a precious stone set in it.
I don’t think a ring is anything to get too excited about. It’s obvious that George possess some kind of super power. We mere mortals are easily tricked by a vagina and agree to spend the rest of our lives with it. George has managed to match wits with what I can only imagine to be some of the finest vaginas in the entire world and not a single one has been able to break him. Elisabetta is no different. She’ll give it her best shot but in the end George’s super power of vagina restraint will prevail.
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Ill go home with George if he asks me lol