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I’ll See Your Nav System And Raise You Whale Penis Leather

by Mitch Martin on October 14, 2009

Sure the gold-plated bulletproof windows, the 22″ bulletproof wheels or even the white gold and diamond guages are all impressive. But if you’re some bastard crazy enough to drop $1.5 million on this thing you’re looking for only the best and only the best means whale cock leather interior. Let’s be honest, a vehicle outfitted in whale penis leather makes every other luxury vehicle on the road look like a hobo.

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The Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition comes with the following items standard.

1. Ruby Red matte paint
2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows
3. 22″ Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
4. Whale Penis Leather interior
5. Tungsten exhaust
6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard
8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with “alert” button
9. Additional outside kevlar coating
10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.

This luxury tank designed to survive a war zone will be on display at the 2010 Top Marques Monaco auto show.

via Jalopnik

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