How does a chucklehead run head on into a cop while driving about 15 MPH, you ask? Well that’s a pretty good fucking question, but apparently it involves a large amount of alcohol, the wrong side of the road and a clown suit. The clown suit may be a soft requirement in this scenario.
A cop in Vancouver, BC noticed a car traveling towards him on the wrong side of the road at relatively low speeds. The officer stopped his car and turned on his emergency lights to warn the other driver that not only was he in the wrong lane but his night was about to take a turn towards DUI-town. The lights didn’t phase this particular chucklehead and he hit the cop head on.
When the cop got out of his cruiser and approached the other vehicle he found a 29-year-old guy that was piss drunk and just happened to be dressed like a clown. A clown is probably used to working under bright lights so maybe he was confused and thought the emergency lights were the bright lights of the big top. But by that logic he should have realized he wasn’t at the big top because he was the only clown in the fucking car.
via Reuters
