Jackie Denise Knott, 37, might be a double winner. I think she has got the MOTYA locked up but she could also make a strong showing in the “Stupidest Thing Ever” category.
Smith said police received a call Sunday morning of a minivan traveling on U.S. 431 with a large cardboard box on top with a child inside.
Officers stopped the van on U.S. 431 and asked Knott why the child was riding atop her vehicle.
“The box was too big to go inside the van, and she would be able to hold it down if she was inside the box,” Smith said the woman told police.
When asked about the child’s safety, Smith said Knott told the officers that she had the box secured to the van with a clothes hanger.
Hasn’t she ever heard of flattening a box? Where the fuck was this lady going with a box big enough to hold a thirteen-year-old, and how the fuck do you secure a box to a car with a coat hanger? I can’t even wrap my head around the coat hanger, maybe she is some kind of securement savant that’s just lacking in the common sense department.
via al.com
