If you decide to get a tattoo after drinking an entire bottle of vodka there is a better than good chance you might wake up with a four-balled cock on your leg.
Some poor bastard in Sweden drank a whole bottle of vodka and woke up the next morning with a six inch cock on his leg. He was out with buddies at a burger joint drunkenly talking about wanting to get a tattoo. A local tattoo artist happened to be in the next booth and volunteered to give him the tattoo as long as the artist could tattoo whatever he wanted. The two left in a cab and you can see the results on the right.
I mean it could be worse, the guy could have woken up with unicorn dropping a rainbow colored Cleveland steamer on a centaur’s chest.
via The Local





















