Ain’t this a bitch. You’re cruising down the road in your $2 million Bugatti Veyron on your way to back swim through your vault full of money. You bust out your Vertu cell phone so you can tell your buddy about the unicorn you just bought and how just driving the Bugatti gives you a chubby.
Next thing you know some bird swoops down in front of your money chariot, you drop your phone, you reach down to grab it and then all of a sudden you’re in a salt water marsh. Unfortunately even at $2 million the Bugatti doesn’t come with any James-Bond-transform-into-a-boat type option.
Life can be a real bitch.
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