Ohhh, ain’t that a bitch. Getting dressed up as a breathalyzer machine and then ending up on the business of a real breathalyzer machine. This chucklehead got nailed by the fuzz for going the wrong way down a one way street without any headlights at about one in the morning.
He tried to tell the cop he hadn’t been drinking but the cop had a hard time buying it since Mr. Miller here had an open can of beer in the center console’s cup holder. The officer found more beer on the passenger seat and a few more reinforcements in the trunk.
Despite trying to set the record for “most pieces of gum chewed at one time without choking” Miller still blew a .158 almost twice the legal limit.
I wonder how the “Blow Here” tube went over when he was tossed into the holding cell.
via Oxford Press
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