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Floridians Are Crazy #55

by Mitch Martin on November 3, 2009

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I think this lady is certifiably batshit crazy. Just like yesterday this lady brought this on herself. She actually drove up to three police cars gathered in a church parking lot and offered to survey any homes or property the cops might own. Then things got weird.

When Grob approached her car, she stated she “knew what I needed” and produced an Outback Steak House menu, the report said. Asked for her drivers license, she handed the deputy her wallet without the license. She then located the license and offered Grob her Blue Cross card without being asked for insurance information, the report said.

Directed to do a one-leg stand, the woman “began to ‘dance with the stars,’ grabbed me and twirled herself several times and attempted to rub on my legs using her butt,” the report said.

Not surprising that the fuzz found two empty pints of vodka on the passenger side floorboard of her car along with a wine glass. Hey if you’re going to drink some vodka and drive there is no reason to look like a hay seed, might as well class it up by sipping your fine spirits out of wine glass.

via News Herald

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