Rain, sleet and snow are no problem but three times the legal limit of booze in your system while trying to deliver the mail can be a real motherfucker.
Police found Kevin Crocilla, 29, passed out in his mail truck along the side of the road. Kevin told the cops that he had drank wine all night and then a half a bottle of mouthwash in the morning to cover up his two-buck-chuck breath.
Kevin was so fucked up he couldn’t keep his eyes open during the field sobriety test and he fell back asleep in the middle of a conversation with the cops. The cops gave him a couple of breathalyzers and he blew a .264 and a .258.
Kevin, buddy, call in a take a goddamn sick day. You were obviously in the middle of one of a bender so there is no reason to fuck up your momentum by showing up to work. Don’t get me wrong I appreciate the dedication but nobody needs their mail from your drunk ass that bad.
via SunSentinel.com
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To me this is a little more awesome than crazy. If you want crazy write about the babysitter that hid the baby in a box under the bed or the group of teenagers that lit their other friend on fire over a forty dollar video game.
pretty crazy i reckon!