Even though its only February, it’s never too early to start thinking about your Halloween costume. Apparently this number that Jonah Hill (”Seth”) wore in Superbad is up for auction. For those of you who know me, I think that I could grow my hair out until October 31 and rock this suit properly.

This is a true story about a Wenatchee, WA man who blamed a pterodactyl for a car accident that he was involved in.

WENATCHEE — A 29-year-old Wenatchee man told police a pterodactyl caused him to swerve into the oncoming lane of traffic and drive his car into a light pole. When police asked the man what caused the accident, his one-word answer was “pterodactyl”.

Apparently Marty McFly here couldn’t control the Delorean on re-entry.

It was a fine little Thursday until we had to depose this bastard today

you gotta watch this one all the way through, the last move seals the deal.

In the words of the T-Shirts I used to rock back in ‘93:

Championship game, down 2 points, well outside of field goal range, 0:02 left in the game, shotgun formation, 5 wide……no fear.

but neither is this guy apparently

Cowboy Hat + Anheuser + Fake Guns + Golf Cart + Wake Skate + Ditch = One Hell of a Good Time

Take some notes Doba.

Delta is trying to focus its marketing efforts

Delta Airlines Spoof - “Y’all Be Goin’ On Vacation?” - More free videos are here

The Chinese are at it again. This time our far eastern friends are taking on mother nature. Now, weather modification is nothing new, and the Chinese actually got the idea from the Russians, but the Peoples Republic of China has announced that it intends to use rockets and artillery to ensure a fair weathered olympic games in 2008. Here’s how it works: (1) Fill rocket and/or anti-aircraft shells with cigarette-sized sticks of silver iodide (2) blast those fuckers into clouds with high moisture content (3) cause the clouds to rain themselves away (4) sunshine.

Genius.

FRAGRANT HILLS, China — When he’s not tending cherry orchards outside Beijing, Yu Yonggang can be found behind the twin barrels of a 37mm anti-aircraft gun, blasting shells at passing clouds.

According to the Chinese government, the idea is for the peasant gunners to work with meteorologists watching radar in the capital. Together, they will hunt pregnant rain clouds and pound them with rockets

That’s right, dude is an orchardist, not in the military. I wonder if the Chinese government threw in the camo coat and helmet for a couple pounds of Raniers.

While the practicality of this little invention may be questionable at best, I have nothing but encouragement to offer to those who attempt to make drinking beer more enjoyable. If somehow this guy could work a bottle coozie into the lineup, he’d be on the right track…

Here’s a description from the inventor: Sitting in the hot sun, slaking your thirst with an ice cold beverage… my kind of day. But there’s a downside to the warming rays of the sun, they also heat your brewski bottle and that’s not a good thing. So I came up with a brilliant solution, the surprisingly simple Beerbrella! The Beerbrella conveniently clips onto your bottle, providing cooling shade as it creates your own personal beverage oasis. But sun blocking is also beer blocking so the Beerbrella pivots at it’s peak for easy bottle access.
keep up the good work pal - Hank

Get Your War On is an online comic strip that began in 2001, shortly after the September 11th Attacks. The characters often rip on U.S. foreign relations and our federal government and federal government officials. The setting is usually in an office, in an office lunchroom, or phone conversations between friends/employees. Some of them are pretty hilarious. Here are a few samples.

Disclaimer: Tasty Booze is by no means a political blog; it is a humor and Boggs drinking blog. It just so happens that some of these political cartoons are pretty damn funny.

An Early Classic

An Interesting Observation

Self Discipline

Addition by Mitch Martin: I read this one this morning and almost needed a pair of “Oops, I crapped my pants”

It doesn’t take a genius like JoeyPorsche911 to know that Boggs is the supreme nectar of the gods. And although the Boggs is a most delicious treat to enjoy at any time, it is not exactly appropriate to pour a puddle of Boggs on a plate and spin a piece of corn on the cob through, or to shake up and spray over a plate of veggies (actually haven’t tried either before, will tonight, and will get back to you). No, those situations call for the delicious accutrament I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter, which by chance happens to sit directly across the isle from the Boggs at my neighborhood grocery store. I perfer the spray bottle variety. I literally get more joy out of one squirt of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter spray than 10 shirtless boner rubbers get from each other on the dance floor at Neighbors. Seriously, it’s that good.

After spending a little over a week in Miami and the Caribbean, I’d just like to give a little shout out to humidity. Fuck you. Thanks for the chaffed ass and legs, 24-hour-a-day sweating, wet T-shirts, socks, and underwear. Thanks also for the biting flies that you engender. Thanks for the half-assed breaths of luke warm “fresh” air. Thank you also for the sweat line down the middle of the back of my shorts; there’s nothing more appealing than ass sweat marks…and along that line, every chair I sat in thanks you for leaving it wet when I stood up. Suck it humidity.