I think the moral of this prank is that if you are an average Joe Schmoe walking down the street don’t dick around with any construction equipment. These nice folks are trying to lift this painter up but no matter which way the pull the lever he just keeps going down.

The old guy in this video has skills. I’d definitely be one of the fastest ones off the bench. Getting sprayed by a skunk is not on my bucket list.

If you’ve ever run around outside on wet grass, you know it’s a slippery son of a bitch. This guy forgot his cleats.

I’ve seen a few steeplechase wrecks in my day, but this has to be the worst one yet. I feel sorry for the guy. It looks like he could have pulled a hammy, or torn a nut sack, or both. Better luck next time!

Thank God it’s Beer Review Friday. I spent last night drinking Sierra Nevada’s Summerfest Lager and watching The Office. As usual, Michael Scott continues to amaze me. Anyways, on to the beer review. Hopefully you can include Summerfest in your summer getting-fucked-up repertoire.

While I enjoy a big aroma and a tangy hop bite, the best thing about Summerfest is the fact that it’s a pilsner-style lager that doesn’t come in a green bottle. Nothing tastes worse than a beer in a green bottle (i.e. Beck’s, Pilsner Urquell, Heineken, Stella Artois - all pilsners). Summerfest, on the other hand, doesn’t taste like shit. I could easily sit down and kick back a six-pack of these boys ($8.99 at the local mini-mart) without getting that pissy aftertaste in my mouth.

If you’re in to lighter summer beers, Sierra Nevada’s Summerfest is a beer for you. It’s nice and crisp, light and golden. It would be the perfect companion on a hot summer afternoon. Do yourself a favor and try it out. Don’t get me wrong, Sierra Nevada’s Pale Ale is still the king at the Sierra Nevada Berwing Co., but this is a nice seasonal with a generous 5.0% alcohol content.

This might be the most terrified I’ve ever seen anyone in a scare prank. The lady who takes a digger in the tub was good, but this woman has all of the classic traits of a good scare: good preparation for the scream, continued scream, and trying to get away terribly.

I’m pretty sure this is the same lady who was smashing Foster’s cans with her huge boobs. There’s no way there are two different women who throw their tits around like that.

I don’t think motorcycle burnouts are all that cool in general, but this one kicks ass! I’ve never before seen someone superman their bike during a burnout. This genius pulls it off flawlessly.

This guy thought he could walk 10 feet after getting tased. Wrong.

I’m not even sure if this guy ever made it onto the moped. Either way, he had a hell of a ride.

Apparently the airhorn is good for more than wake up pranks and tee block humor. This guy wets his pants on a gap jump.

This is good ol’ John Daly knocking the ball around his course, Murder Rock Golf and Country Club. As you can tell, this isn’t a normal country club, with their uptight dress codes; big John likes to let his titties hang out when he’s golfing. Looks like he’s in prime tourney shape. Wonder when Phil “Piggy Tits” Mickelson is gonna let it all hang out?

Anything downhill is obviously pretty dangerous. Just ask this Skater who takes on “The Hill”. I’d suggest, just for future downhill adventures, that you ride on something with a lower center of gravity than an office chair. This just looks like a disaster in progress.

Okay, let’s see what we have here:

1 - Rock Band guitar
1 - Guitar Hero III guitar
1 - semi-automatic machine gun with a plastic banana clip
3 - .38 caliber revolvers
1 - 9mm Baretta
1 - Glock
1 - Luger
12 to 15 - boxes of ammo
11 - spare magazines
1 - maybe a set of sais, or some beat down sticks
1 - Colt .45 (in his hand)
1 - fuckin’ wacky dude in his undies who likes to rock out and shoot shit

Obviously this is the Greatest Man Alive.

WTF? I thought all these little tuxedo wearing guys could do was belly slide and waddle. Okay, maybe a few here and there can fly, but shit, man! That’s a lot of penguins flying at once. Maybe they’re tired of Antarctica?

Alright, now I can’t tell if BBC is f–king with me. Is this shit real?