Sure “In private browsing” or as I like to call it “porn mode” is handy but why is this lady snooping through the dudes browsing history to begin with? It’s a simple rule, “Stay out of the browsing history and you won’t accidentally see a site that will make you puke.”

It’s funny but not funny enough to get me to switch from Firefox which coincidentally just released version 3.5 which has it’s own “porn mode.”

Today in the links we have Bar Refaeli kinda naked, inside the White Sox drunk tank, fireworks safety is important and the top 10 fictional chefs.

Go Inside The White Sox Parking Lot Drunk Tank For Profanity-Laced Comedy (Video)
Bar Refaeli got kinda naked for a video (Pics)
Happy Birthday Pamela Anderson (Pics)
Get covered in Tang (not the poon variety) (Comics)
I Want to Play for the Braves: Randy Ingle is My New Hero (Video)
Mariah Carey Busts Out A Short Dress (Pics)
Fireworks safety is important (Video)
Heath Shuler’s Proxy (Sports)
Dan Writes A Pleasant Letter To His Ex (Letter)
Ducks On An Escalator (Video)
Top Ten Fictional Chefs (Videos)
Chris Pine Fights Bird Flu Zombies Pre ‘Star Trek’ (Video)
Inglourious Basterds trailer (Sports)
12 Fascinating Objects Covered with Diamonds (Pics)

Many people would say that the 4th of July is the great American holiday becuase it’s the day that we declared our indepdence from the tea-taxing-limeys. While I won’t argue with that, I would say that the 4th of July is the great American holiday because it’s the one day of the year that every dude basically gets a free pass to do whatever the fuck he wants. Eat shitty food? Done. Drink to much beer? Done. Blow shit up? Done. No other holiday is bringing to the table what the 4th of July is bringing to the table.

Cheese IN the hot dogs - All year long the cheese-in-the-dog is frowned upon by society but the 4th of July is the one day men everywhere can enjoy the greatest food advancement since bacon without shame. And the cheese hot dog is really just symbolic of the fact that on the 4th you can eat all the shit that your doctor tells you not to and you can do it in the name of patriotism.

Stars & Stripes Apparel - It’s the only time when you can wear that Stars & Stripes t-shirt/speedo/jean jacket/bandanna/shorts that you secretly love and will come off as bring patriotic and not a total douche.

Drinking - Thankfully this year it falls on the weekend but the 4th of July is generally the one day a year where every guy in America can get fall down drunk on a weekday and not be thought less of for it.

Fireworks (In Two Parts) - A) A lot of cities and townships have anal retentive policies towards blowing shit up on the 4th. That being said it’s still the one day a year where you can blow shit up for 8 straight hours without much concern for your neighbors or the cops. B) Fireworks makes ladies horny, it’s science. I can’t find the study right now but trust me, nothing gets a lady going like explosions.

Medical Advancements - It used to be that if you miss timed the fuse on the cherry bomb you were looking to drop into the toilet and lost a finger you were fucked. However in this day and age they can reattach just about anything as long as you have most of the pieces.

It takes time for the electromagnetic waves of our TV broadcasts to travel out into space which means if there is anyone out there on distant stars monitoring our broadcasts they’ve got some kick ass TV coming their way. I mean anyone chilling out on Wolf 359 and/or Sirius still have Janet Jackson’s boob headed their way. On the other hand those poor bastards out on Regulus and/or Mizar haven’t even seen the first baseball game that was ever broadcast on TV.

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via Abstruse Goose

This thing is fucking brilliant. It’s like the classic Battleship except with booze involved. If you take a hit, you take a shot. It was designed by Mauricio (Tony) Harion, from Belo Horizonte, Brazil and hopefully some toy company will cut Tony a giant check ASAP so that they can license this thing and start selling it in the U.S.

It looks like the game has a good amount of booze on the board but not so much that it would take an hour to finish a game. However I wouldn’t mind seeing a five shot aircraft carrier floating somewhere on that board.

via Gizmodo

We definitely took our sweet ass time but we’ve finally had some pretty kick ass Tasty Booze stickers made and we’re looking to give them away for free. If you’ve been a reader of the site for a while you might recognize the sticker design as our old header image from about 4 re-designs ago.

So here is the deal, I mentioned they are free and they are, we aren’t fucking around with self-addressed stamped envelopes or any of that bullshit. Email your address to mitchmartin[at]tastybooze.com and I’ll mail you a sticker. I hate the post office so I’ll probably mail the stickers out in batches once a week. Since this weekend is a holiday weekend and a three day weekend for most the first batch of stickers will go out next Friday the 10th.

If you are looking for stickers our any other kind of printing check out VG Kids they did an kick ass job on our stickers and they were awesome to work with.

“Probe fingers 1,800 American Apparel workers”

Come on Reuters, why are you trying to make me think 1,800 employees are being finger blasted? You are referring to a company that was founded by a guy who is known for doing copious amounts of blow and walking around the office naked.

The actual story is about a Federal Investigation that found up to 1,800 workers in American Apparel’s Los Angeles factories may have “gained employment due to “suspect and not valid” eligibility documentation.”

The kid in the gold shiny leggings has nothing to do with the story. I just thought it was funny that American Apparel actually sells them for kids. I guess you’re never to young for hot pants.

Original Story: Yahoo! News

Today in the links we have the girls of Canada Day, the top 10 threats to sports blogging, an Oregon cheerleader on a bikini booze cruise, and another 10 misspelled tattoos.

Top 10 threats to sports blogging (List)
Oregon Cheerleader On Bikini Booze Cruise (Pics)
Ass Not What Your Country Can Do for You… (Pic)
Denise Milani Walks Her Dog, Picks Strawberries (Pics)
Some of the Best of the Dirtiest from Facebook (Pics)
I See Dead People (Video)
The worst best man speech? (Video)
VPI vs Alabama Preview (Video)
The Red House, Where Black People and White People Buy Furniture (Video)
Somehow This Makes Perfect Sense (Pic)
MJ Started It: Celebrity Crotch Grab Imitators (Pics)
The Girls of Canada Day (Pics)
‘Jennifer’s Body’ Shots are Delicious (Pics)
25 awesome things that we love about Canada (List)
Mario Lemieux Respecting the Stanley Cup (Pic)
Another 10 Misspelled Tattoos (Pics)

I’m going to be honest, I kind of want to try this stuff. It’s never made sense to me that we only use dry toilet paper to clean our asses. It makes no fucking sense. We are supposed to be the greatest country in the world and yet we are constantly trying to clean peanut butter out of shag carpet with a dry paper towel. It’s just fucking ludicrous

Product Page: Aaah!

This falls into that “Really!? How many people signed off on this desgin and nobody fucking noticed this!?” category. I’ve got to believe there is some twat in the design department that noticed or designed it on purpose and is now just sitting back laughing his ass off that the suits actually let it get to market.

via Tabloid Prodigy

I’ll be honest I don’t really follow the Black Eyed Peas or their music videos so when I came across this video I had to actually find the original Black Eyed Peas video on YouTube. Frankly, I think “Big Old Pubes” is better than the original.

Today is the day that Canada celebrates it’s birthday. On July 1st 1867 the British North America Act of 1867 was enacted which brought Canada together as a single country of four provinces. So what better way to celebrate their national holiday than by pulling together four of the hottest woman Canada has produced and seeing who is the hottest. I’m not going to run through names because by now you should all recognize these ladies and if you don’t A) check your manhood and B) their names are in the poll below.

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Now that Jay-Z has declared auto-tune dead someone is going to have to step up and fill T-Pain’s shoes with a new summer anthem.

Flynt Flossy and Whatchyamacallit are ready to do just that with their hot new track “Stretchy Pants.” Seriously, give it about two weeks and this song is going to blasting at all the hot clubs from Las Vegas to Miami.

Today in the links we have John Daly motivational posters, a quarterback spikes the ball into his nuts, the 10 weirdest toilet papers and the world’s largest passenger aircraft.

• John Daly Motivational Posters (Pics)
• Someone Talks Fat Guy Into Streaking Braves-Red Sox Game (Video)
• Jessica Bratich is a hot WAG from down under (Pics)
• Take a Look At the World’s Largest Passenger Aircraft to Date (Pics)
• Man Arrested For Call 911 Because McDonald’s Got His Order Wrong (Article)
• Going.com has a classy Michael Jackson tribute (Article)
• Capping the SEC: South Carolina Preview< (Sports)/li>
• Bank Doesn’t Like Dank (Article)
• Quarterback Spikes Ball Into His Nuts (Video)
• Fish Tackling From A Helicopter (Video)
• Carrie Milbank at the NHL Awards (Pics)
• Seven Minutes in Heaven with ‘Starcraft 2? (Video)
• Went to a baseball game and a football game broke out (Sports)
• The 10 Most Likeable Athletes (List)
• 10 Weirdest Toilet Papers (Pics)

Some supervisor at the Department of Public Works in Miami-Dade County, Florida learned a valuable lesson this week. Always write out what you want painted on the street, don’t trust that the man behind the paint gun has mastered basic spelling.

A Public Works crew painted this sign outside of an elementary school. The word “school” was probably written on the fucking building. I mean if you had any doubt just look up and over to the right.

Original Story: My Fox Twin Cities