This is pretty impressive. Hell, just about anything this Grandma does without breaking a hip should probably be considered impressive.

This guy obviously had one too many and thought it would be smart to sit down. Unfortunately, there was a little too much momentum as he found a place to sit and went for a tumble. The slow motion of the video is awesome, especially the Jabba The Hutt laughing of the on-lookers.

I’m not really sure what Delta’s slogan is, but this will have to do. The air carrier announced a while ago that they would be bringing free Wi-Fi internet access to a handful of flights. Of course, if people’s use of their computer is anything like mine, 87% of computer use on flights would be for porn-related activity. At first there was some concern about porn usage on a flight…can you imagine sitting next to someone while they sift through porn sites attempting to join the solo mile high club (thanks to Gizmodo for that line). Now Delta says they will block access to porn sites, so flight attendants don’t have to police the passengers.

Three things, first, why do they sell porn mags at airports then? Do people really think it’s okay to whip out your dick Penthouse magazine to “read the articles”? I’ve heard horror stories from friends who have sat next to people on planes and flipped through pictorials in adult magazines. Awkward!

Second, does “porn” include TastyBooze? I remember back in May when I was using the free Wi-Fi at the Denver airport and was totally cockblocked from checking out the site. Apparently we were thought of as “tasteless,” oh the irony. If you fly Delta, please report back on our availability.

Lastly, why would you need porn. Are any of you among the 1 million who have watched Delta’s new safety video on YouTube? Watch this for the first 30 seconds and you’ll see why so many people have wasted four-and-a-half minutes of their life “watching” this video.

Original Story: Gizmodo

A couple months ago Drunk-O-Vision V dropped, and now the VI version is upon us. This installment pokes a little fun at Blockbuster employees, smoking and Facebook, but our favorite is the one below - flaming shots. We’ve seen the flaming shot go wrong one too many times, whether you are drunk already or not, it’s probably never a good idea.

Check out the complete Drunk-O-Vision VI at College Humor.

Welcome to the University of Masturbation Michigan. Please notice this lovely sign on the wall here of your dormitory. Please abide by the Honor Code and masturbate in your room.

It usually takes a couple episodes to get fully entrenched in a TV series’ season. You get an idea of where storylines are going to go, which characters are going to play significant roles and what to look forward to. Most of TV is only an episode or two in, with the exception of “Always Sunny in Philadelphia” - the first 15 minutes last night was the funniest shit on TV so far this Fall - and “Entourage.”

Last week, after all the premieres throughout the week, I was still looking forward to “Entourage” on Sunday. Now the plot is really moving - E is wheelin’ and dealin’, and Ari is trying his hardest to get Vince some work.

We don’t want to spoil anything for people without HBO or the Internet, but this season is all about the prospects of “Smoke Jumpers.” And the fellas over at iBored put together a pretty tight movie poster for the film… of course, with “Entourage” nothing is certain, but we can at least hope. Tune in Sunday night to see what comes up next!

Getting stuck behind a dump-truck is usually a driver’s worst nightmare. You’re constantly fearing that when the dump-truck picks up speed,you’re going to be bobbing-and-weaving to avoid trash coming at you. Then there’s the smell…ugh. Well, at least this dump-truck driver had a little fun with someone’s old blow-up doll. The real question is, did someone throw it away blown up or was it inflated by the driver?

The Drunk History is a favorite here at TastyBooze, so here’s another installment, this time focusing on William Henry Harrison. Harrison was the 9th President of the United States and the first, and only (until McCain if he wins), President to die in office. For our previous posts on Drunk History, check them out here.

When will celebrities learn? Sure, you may be down on your luck, but there’s no need to go slummin’ with has-been actors, Hollywood socialites and paparazzi, you know they are looking for the easiest way to make a dollar. Even if that means showing a little peen (see: Ray J). First, Lindsay Lohan got hit by the celebrity sex tape rumor and now Britney Spears.

Back when Britney was going through her “crazy” stage, she dated paparazzi Adnan Ghalib - owner of the World’s Longest Sole-Patch. Apparently the couple went to Mexico for a vacation and while there, videotaped themselves doing the nasty. Of course, now that the gravy-train has stopped for Ghalib, he’s looking for other ways to cash in on their short-term relationship. Yes, that means a sex tape is allegedly on the market to the highest bidder.

A Florida radio station, KISS 97.9, had some alleged pictures from the video. Those are down now, even IDLYITW had pictures up, but those are down now too. Maybe this is real, maybe not, only time will tell.

This dude has to be pretty assed-out to not be woken up by this dog taking advantage of him. Maybe he’s at least having a dream that involves making out with Marisa Miller, either way the embarrassment is only going to get worse.

For those of you sleeping one off on Sunday morning, you probably went to bed thinking your fantasy team was all squared away, unfortunately Carson Palmer decided to finger-bang himself out of the starting line-up. Maybe you caught this last-minute injury update and made the necessary changes, if not, you got fucked.

None of that really matters. What does? The Denver Broncos losing to the worst team in the NFL, get fucked Broncos! Jay Cutler look horrendous all around and the Kansas City Chiefs looked like somewhat of a decent football team. Hopefully the downward spiral will continue, on to the waiver wire scramble for this week:

Pick-up Steve Breaston, WR, Arizona - Breaston put up more than 300 yards between kick returns and receiving yards last week for the Cardinals. Now with Anquan Boldin out for at least a couple weeks, Breaston moves up the depth chart and into the pass-happy offense. Arizona’s defense is still suspect, so expect them to be coming from behind and throwing for much of the game. Plus Edgerrin James sucks like a Hoover.
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The Tampa Bay Devilrays, or just Rays, won their first AL East Title earlier this week. Recently that title had belonged to the New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox for a good majority of the time that the Rays have even been in the majors.

This year will be the Rays’ first trip to the post-season, obviously the clubhouse was not appropriately stocked with the proper celebrating necessities. As if drinking Bud Light out of the can wasn’t bad enough, the Rays shared swigs from a teammates’ cup. Not a drinking cup, a protect-your-balls cup. If the team comes down with some mysterious oral infection, I think we know what to blame.

Original Story: Big League Stew

This video hits way too close to home with some of my friends. Time to re-think those friendships.

My Seattle Seahawks have a bye this week, so I really have no vested interest with the NFL games on television right now. Usually the Hawks game is the one thing I have blocked out on my Sunday calendar, but along with the NFL season starting a couple weeks back, so did new episodes of HBO’s “Entourage.”

The fifth season was delayed thanks to the writer’s strike, but it’s good to finally have the gang back together: Vince, E, Drame, Turtle, and, of course, Ari. The first three episodes have been great and I’m almost giddy for the episode tonight! Especially after last week’s episode when [spoiler alert] Ari bitched slapped Adam Davies. So good, check out the video below and tune-in tonight!

Thanks to SloshSpot for getting this video up early this week, I think I’ve watched it about 2000 times throughout the week.

The shots aren’t the only thing flaming in this video. Wait for it… wait for it…