Summer is here.  And for those of you with kids, often times that means water slides.  Don’t let this happen to you.  Actually though, I went to a water park a couple years ago on a whim with the guys.  It was an effing blast, but we were certainly the oldest non-parents there by a solid decade.

Some hot ladies, celebrity death, the old best man speech, and dog basketball.  Oh yes.  It’s time for some manly links.

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I want my ladyfriend to know I completely disagree with everything in this picture.  Oh god, I am still going to get in big trouble.

Southwest Airlines is starting to get out of control during this economic slowdown.  Whether you like it or not, you are heading out of town upon request.

Everyone always wants to know what child stars are up to these days, especially the hot ones.  Are any of them doing 3D porn???

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Thank the heavens for a short work week.  4 days seem so much more doable.

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Friday it is.  Let’s skip work!

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Reasons why I miss my youth.  I mean you just can’t get away with this type of shit anymore.

-Friend hides in fridge with pie
-Friend slams pie into face/shirt of roommate when he opens fridge
-Roommate cries about pie
-Roommate weeps because favorite shirt is ruined
-To apologize friend puts more pie in roommate’s face and pushes him into bathtub

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Bob Barkers beauties and in fact beautiful.  Although the newer the better…

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Thank god summer is officially here.  Now even in the Northwest we can officially begin enjoying the sun and the bikinis.

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Lindsay Lohan topless on Twitter???? Well, not quite.  But the pic is better than reading about where she went shopping this afternoon.

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