Now that I have your attention, what’s with all the energy drinks that reference cocaine? A few months, or maybe even a year ago, there was a big hoopla over Cocaine (the energy drink). Now there is an energy powder. Yes, you can cut the shit with a credit card, then add it to the beverage of your choice. I wonder what MADD will have to say about Blow Energy. Cocaine (the energy drink) wasn’t even on the market for a minute before it was pulled. When word of Blow Energy reaches the halls of your local high school, I say 2 months before it’s pulled from the market. The coolest part about the “supplement” is that you can buy a VP credit card to use when chopping up lines of the finest Peruvian energy supplement.

I’m all for energy drinks, in fact I’m drinking a redbull right this very minute as I waste away precious study minutes. Nothing better than wasting time on Tastybooze, trying to avoid the stress of upcoming law school exams. I’m going to have to track down some of this blow and write up a review.

I saw the above poster while walking to dinner last night in Pacific Beach, SD, decided to take a pic (not w/ an Iphone) and let y’all see the class Miller Lite is showing. From my memory, the above beers were “wheat,” “amber,” and “blonde ale.” I really had no idea BOGGS could be so classy. Someone should go on a mission and track ‘em down and give all us Tasty Boozers a review.

Lil Weezie was arrested late last night on 3 felony counts after his tour bus was pulled over with a buttload of drugs that would make even Amy Winehouse envious.

According to TMZ.com, “Wayne, real name Dwayne Carter, was arrested with two others who have been charged with possession of marijuana. Cops say they found 105 grams of marijuana, 29 grams of cocaine and 41 grams of ecstasy pills on his tour bus — after they stopped at a Border Patrol checkpoint.

Whoa damn thats a lot of dope.

The Wu-Tang Clan released their 5th studio album today, The 8 Diagrams, and by my account it is DOPE. Although one could imagine a six year hiatus would lead to an epic album a la Wu-Tang Forever, The 8 Diagrams clearly is not. The 8 Diagrams is nowhere near the level of Enter the 36 Chambers or Wu-Tang Forever, yet is still worth the purchase, or at the very least an illegal download. The RZA found his inner guitar on the record and the instrument can be heard on almost every song. Ghostface recently criticized RZA for going soft, and the record is nowhere near as gritty as past albums, so maybe Ghostface had a point. For a skinny white boy from the burbs though, the CD is gritty enough. Oh, and ODB’s death clearly takes away from the group as a whole as his style, some would say, made the Wu-Tang who they are today.

Best Tracks
-As My Heart Gently Weeps (samples a Beatles tune)
-Rushing Elephants
-Gun Will Go
-Stick Me for My Riches

Rating: 3 ½ Stars out of 5

To hell with yayo, give me the glass pipe. Seems our dear friend Ms. Spears has tested positive for amphetamines AKA Meth. This really shouldn’t be surprising, why would she stick with coke? Cause it is way tooo classy for her. Just like her trashy self she wants the trashy drugs. Her reps claim she takes Adderral which is why she tested positive. I’m not buying what they are selling unless its Adderral then throw a couple my way.

Original Post: L.A. Rag Mag

I was going to let this one fly off the radar but now it’s too good to pass up. I’m sure yall have heard by now that Dog the Bounty Hunter left a voicemail for his son in which he displays a bit of racism. I partially heard the message on the radio last week but I have to admit I do not know the exact words used by Dog, but I do know the N- word was involved.

I was going to let this go until I heard him defend himself on Larry King Live. Dog’s basic defense was that he is “cool” with black people so he thought he could use the term. The old “I thought I was cool with them” defense. I have to hear that one. If you put a lineup together w/ Dog and any other 10 white guys, I would always pick out Dog has being racist just by the looks of him.

“I now learned I’m not black at all, and I never did it out of hate,” Chapman continued. “This sounds so stupid. I always did it out of love. Other white guys would be like, ‘Boy, who does Dog think he is? Dog can say that.’ And black guys would be with me and walk with me and respect me.

“So, I went too far with that.”"Of course I know the story and I know America’s story,” the choked-up star said. “But I never realized that [using the N-word] is like stabbing a black person in the heart. I would never do that to any kind of person. I have always taken pride to be the white guy that can talk to the black people, that can refer to them truly as a brother from a different mother.

Original Story: TMZ.com

Why would a rich and famous guy need such a detailed plan for picking up chicks at a show? Where is the self esteem, machismo, whatever? I know its on the tip of your tongue, dudes that perform live shows have a look out for hot chicks and then bang em’ after the show. Think Aerosmith, GNR, or Motley Crue. But Copperfield takes it to a new level all together.

“The document describes how the assistants need to be heads-up for attractive women whom David can meet backstage after the performance. We’re told the plan is to keep boyfriends and husband in the arena, adding ‘from time to time, boyfriends and husbands will give us a hard time and refuse to stay.’ If that is the case, try your best to get them to stay and refer to the “What to Say” sheet for help.”

I bet the plan has been perfected down to the smallest detail. I’m all for picking up the hottest chick in the room but this might be the most pitiful way of going about it. One could imagine a guy who made 57 million in 2005 (per Forbes) and who has his own chain of islands would not need such plan. Just show up in a room, and like that sticky tape hanging from the ceiling, women would stick to your balls. Not the case with Copperfield. Maybe he has a gigantic case of little man syndrome?

Original Article: TMZ Entertainment

Looks like Ashley Olsen likes old balls err ball. Reports are running rampant on the interweb claiming Olsen has been dating Lance “Live Strong” Armstrong. Maybe he whooed her by riding double on one of those two person bikes. I bet he could still win the Tour de Lance with her on his handlebars. Uncle Jesse has been seen moping around the set of ER (on a side note how can a 45 year old man be a resident in a hospital)… Anywho I wonder if Ashley uses one ball jay wax on her snowboard?

“They came together with a group of friends,” the source said. “Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m.”

Original Article: Fox News

“Don Vito has been found guilty of two counts of sexual assault on a child. He was acquitted on one count. Vito, real name Vincent Margera, who is Bam Margera’s outrageous uncle on MTV’s “Viva La Bam,” was accused of fondling three girls during a public appearance at a mall in a Denver suburb. The victims of the sexual assault were 12 and 13. After the verdict was read, Don collapsed to the floor and yelled, “Just kill me now!” Deputies restrained him — and took his ass off to jail.”

Apparently Don Vito was not a big enough celebrity to beat the rap. Honestly I’m glad I won’t have to see him in new Bam Margera videos/shows/whatever because Vito is by far the most annoying dude on the show. Actually I take that back Party Boy is a F**ktard, his only skill is taking his clothes off. Nonetheless Vito is a fat annoying bastard. The best thing he ever did was pound something like a 100 shots of peach schnapps and then puke. That episode was by far the pinnacle of Vito’s television career. On the plus side he’ll probably lose some weight in jail ala Paris Hilton.

Oh and J.Lo is preggo but I hate that bitch, so look it up for yourself

It seems Halle Berry likes to tell a Jewish joke every now and again. While apearing on the Tonight Show w/ Jay leno, Berry could not pass up the oppertunity make a racially charged remark, which seems to be in vouge in Hollywood these days.

Berry, who’s out promoting the unfortunately titled, Things We Lost in the Fire was showing off how she spends her free time, which strangely involves warping her perfect features with Mac’s Photo Booth program (hmmm, could this have been a product plug gone awry, as well?).

“The machine morphs your face to look like all these silly other people,” she explained. “And whenever I’m feeling really down about the world I do this and crack myself up.”

Halle then proceeded to point out a pic that featured her with a schnoz that would make W.C Fields wince in sympathy, and she opined that she looked like “my Jewish cousin.”

After the comment, Leno said he was glad it was her and not him would made the comment. NBC ended up editing the footage before it was shown to the public. People need to be able to laugh at themselves and not take everything so serious. Halle shouldn’t have told the joke knowing Americans would be up in arms over the comment, but it wasn’t really all that bad. Lighten up America.

On a side note, I thinks it b*llsh*t for NBC to edit out the comment before the show was aired. She should have to deal with the consequences of her actions/comments. W/O the good ol world wide web, society would ever have found out about the comment. Score 1 for the web.

Original Article: MSN Entertainment

Spears debuted her bee-stung-bordering-on-anaphylactic-shock kisser on Friday, when she was caught driving away from a Beverly Hills, Calif., medical building (per TMZ.com) with one hand over her mouth and the other steering her plastic-pumpkin-bedecked white Mercedes through a throng of paparazzi, one of whom failed to get out of the way of her wheels. “Brit hoped her new lips would improve her look without being really obvious to anyone,” a source tells the London Daily Mail. “But onlookers literally stood [open]-mouthed when they saw her. She looked freaky.”

So Brit Brit’s plan to regain her former uber pop star status is to plump up her lips. News Flash: Big lips will not make you look like Mrs. Jolie- Pitt in fact it makes you look desperate and a bit silly. How about working on getting custody of your kids back and saying no to the booger sugar.  The funnniest part of the article is when a reviewer of Spear’s new album said the music sounded like a inflatable sex doll that could sing

Original Article: MSN Entertainment

It seems or favorite white trash rocker, Kid rock cannot keep his hands to himself. After last months fight, err bitch slap of Tommy Lee Kid Rock decided he and his entourage needed to stomp some sense into a customer at an Atlanta, Whaffle House. Looks like kid was having a good time at the whaffle house at 5 in the morning, according to CNN.com “It escalated to a physical altercation between Kid Rock and that male customer and moved outside to the parking lot,” she said. At some point the customer punched out a restaurant window, she said. Kid Rock left in his tour bus and was stopped by police about a mile from the restaurant, Parish said. The musician and five members of his entourage were taken into custody on a misdemeanor charge of simple battery.

Original Story: CNN