Our buddies over at 40cozy.com have developed their own little slice of iPhone App Store genius. Their app called pour1out! lets you use your iPhone to pour out a little malt liquor for your homies. Now you are probably saying big deal I have already invested in iBeer which makes my whole screen look like a mug of beer. Well here is where pour1out! kicks the shit out of iBeer. With the touch of a single button pour1out! will find the nearest liquor store to your location. That’s right, this isn’t just some gag beer-pouring-iPhone-bullshit, this app actually has some functionality.
Check out the demo and head over to 40cozy.com to pick up pour1out! and a 40 cozy to keep that malt liquor cool once you make it back from the liquor store.
Do you love drinking 40s, but hate the fact that the end is always warm? You need a 40 cozy, son! A couple of weeks ago we were lucky enough to have a couple of 40 cozies show up at the Tasty Booze test labs. The idea is so simple it’s genius. I have been drinking 40s since before I was legal and the problem has always been that the booze is always warm once you get to the last quarter of the 40. Even if you go the Brass Monkey route you are still going to end up with warm, orange juice flavored malt liquor.
The cozy itself is pretty basic, as it should be. It is made out of your standard neoprene type cozy material with a handle stitched to the side. The bottle slides into the cozy, your hand slides through the handle and then you are ready to get down to business. Let’s be honest, it’s a cozy, not a fucking rubik’s cube.
Last Friday I stopped by the local Safeway and picked up a couple of Bud Heavy 40s so that Honcho and I could give these things a proper run through. I opted for the couture design and Honcho rolled with the bandana model. The cozy fits nice and tight around the 40, and despite the band that runs underneath the bottle, the 40 was stable when you set it down on a table. The handle on the cozy works well and gives you a little extra sense of security when you are holding the big ass bottle. I wouldn’t recommend trying to hold a full 40 by just the handle during normal use, but we tried it. While the handle held, it was pretty hard to keep the 40 under control.
In order to really test the cold retention capabilities of the cozy, Honcho and I decided we needed to slow down our normal drinking pace a little. We fired up the old Rock Band machine and started jamming. I would say it took us about 45 minutes to finish our 40s and both were cool to the last drop. They weren’t refrigerator cold but they were definitely cooler than if we were brown-bagging it.
Bottom line, if you drink 40s on a regular basis do yourself a favor and get a 40 cozy.
