I have no idea what the fuck is actually going on in this picture but it made me laugh out loud as soon as I saw it. If I was those bikers I’d be giving this guy a wide berth. He could fuck one of them up with those horns.

via @FunnyJoker

With the economy in the shitter there has been a lot of talk about “$1 trillion this” and “$1 trillion that”. Well someone decided to sit down and draw out exactly what $1 trillion would look like in cold hard cash. It’s a little small so you can click the image for the full size view. Basically those are double stacked standard size shipping pallets that each hold $100 million. Yep, that is an average size human down there in the lower left corner.

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Personally, the sound of glass banging against glass is murder on my ears, so it was somewhat painful to watch this video. Probably as painful as it was to set this up. But not nearly as painful as it’s going to be to clean up.

Last year’s Super Bowl was pretty awesome. Primarily because it meant the Patriots blowing it and not completing the perfect season. And this year, the Super Bowl delivered once again. From beginning to end, it was a good day. Jennifer Hudson sang a great national anthem, a slow first half came to an exciting end, Bruce Springsteen rocked halftime with a mix of the old and the new (with some awkward football reference thrown in), and Pittsburgh and Arizona made it exciting until the very end. In fact, the worst part of the Super Bowl, for once, were the commercials. But, I consider this a good thing.

The TastyBooze team won as well, going 4-3 on our Super Bowl picks, with Mitch Martin, Ol Dirty Curty, FrankTheTank and myself all correctly picking Pittsburgh as the champs. The margin wasn’t quite what Curty had predicted but at least this game wasn’t decided by the referees. Although I will say that the Cardinals hurt themselves multiple times with penalties. I’m sure there are some Cardinal fans out there angry with the officiating - maybe not as angry as the Seahawks’ fans from Super Bowl XL.

Hats off to Super Bowl MVP Sanantio Holmes for that amazing, game-winning TD catch. Ben Roethlisberger, we still hate you.

If the first alley oop doesn’t work. Try again…

Busty Hearts is known for two things. Well, known for taking those two things and smashing shit with them. Busty took her show on the road to Europe for an appearance on a Spanish TV show, where she put her fun bags to work on a watermelon. Enjoy!

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We all love videos of monstrous, brain-bruising football hits, and we all love to see amazing touchdown plays. How often do you get both in the same video? This has to be one of the hardest hits I’ve ever seen, and yet the guy who gets hit (Isaac Stockton) emerges as the pimp on this play. Watch the video below (I’m referring to the second play) and you’ll see what I mean. I think his concussion hadn’t kicked in yet, enabling him to re-catch the ball for the TD.

Please wear safety goggles before trying this experiment at home. Actually, better idea, don’t even bother trying this experiment at home.

I don’t feel that I need to preface this with anything other than to say that this is a red band trailer for Black Dynamite, so it is NOT safe for work (brief boobs and rampant swearing). But it’s probably worth it, just make sure your boss is not around. I’m already pushing this movie for a Best Picture Oscar.

Mykelti Williamson credited as William T. Michaelson? Pure genius.

It’s not the nachos or the hot dogs that hold up the lines at sporting event concessions stands. It’s all of us assholes that are looking to catch a buzz waiting for our beers to pour.

Scotsman Beverage Systems is looking to change the game with their Trufill beverage dispenser. This revolutionary dispenser fills what is obviously a special plastic cup from the bottom up. Scotsman says that this new cup filling method allows the machine to fill 10 pints in 10 seconds without overflow.

I’m all for anything that will get lines moving and allow me to part with my $7 in exchange for 16 ounces of Budweiser faster.

via Oh Gizmo!

I’m really not a huge NBA fan, but this is definitely going to keep people entertained and tuning in. Notice how the announcer struggles to maintain focus through the sponsor credits.

Via Deadspin.

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In our Top 10 Signs Your Chick Was Too Drunk Last Night, this would fall until #5 - She Slept on the Bathroom Floor. Props to this girl who managed the perfect balancing act to fall asleep on the toilet seat.

If this is fake, I’m going to track down this kid and kick the shit out of him, because this might be one of the most impressive beer chugs of all time - of course minus his douche friend in the background. Additional props for limiting any spillage.

I’m not sure if they drew up this play as it was planned, but the receiver is obviously well aware of his surroundings and position on the field to successfully execute the flip pass. Luckily there’s multiple angles and shit to check out the awesomeness.