It’s almost the holiday shopping season, so people are starting to think about what to buy for different people on their lists. If you have someone on your list who likes to fight and also likes to stay dry while fighting, the Umbuster is the gift for him, or her.

The umbrella-slash-brass knuckles are a perfect pair. Just think of the intimidation factor that the Umbuster would provide… sure maybe someone is going to mock you for carrying an umbrella to stay dry, but then they’ll see the handle and know you mean business…about both staying dry and kicking their ass.

This level of intimidation is pricey though, the Umbuster is going to run you $287.

Original story: Gizmodo

I had a similar reaction when they kicked Kristy Lee Cook off of “American Idol,” except with more crying.

I’m not really sure what this video is from, maybe rioting in Tampa after the Rays lost the World Series on Wednesday night, but a fan has climbed a light tower and becomes the target from the crowd below. The first bottle was just a love-tap, the second delivers the knockout blow.

It’s not hard to figure out. Don’t make your girl so mad that she completely douses your awesome BMW with red paint. But it is hard to feel that sorry for this guy. First of all, he probably really f-ed up. And second of all, if you are dating a girl that is capable of such an act, I know you know it. And even if you try to ignore it, I know your boys tell you she’s f-ing crazy every chance they get. See many more examples of some really pissed off woman at Asylum.com.

Two 10-year old white kids preparing to rap battle. You might think that would be enough to make this go all wrong. But no, it turns out there is plenty more awful to be had. Believe me. Thanks Holy Taco.
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I’m sure many of you out there are perfectly well- behaved when you go out to eat. However, many of you jerks are not, so here is a list of what you’re doing to piss off the person serving you.

1. You ask stupid questions.
If you can’t be bothered to read the goddamn menu before you ask inane questions that could easily be answered by a 3 second glance at that big card in front of your face, your server is not going to be happy with you.

2. You take too long.
Instead of immediately commencing the yappity-yap with the same people you’re going to be sitting with for the next hour, take a moment to figure out what the hell you want to eat. And once you’re done, and you’ve paid your bill, if you sit at your table for another hour, guess what you’ve become? A big fat farting roadblock for new customers to get into your server’s section. You eat, you pay, you leave. You can always talk about goddamn American Idol in the parking lot.

3. You get drunk and act like a jerk.
Servers don’t really care that much if you’re a little drunk, but you have to remember this simple equation. How nice you are to your server (and how much you tip) needs to increase at a rate that is directly proportionate to how drunk you are. If you’re getting sloshed, be nice and tip well, and you’ll be okay.

4. You need to modify everything you order.
Listen Meg Ryan, unless you have like 15 different allergies, there is no need to make a bunch of changes to the item you order. You want a salad instead of fries with your burger? OK princess, we can make that happen. But that’s it. You get one modification per meal. And if you even think about asking for a little taste of each dessert instead of one, you’re going to get brained with a pepper mill.

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Getting into a war with your roommate is always a dangerous proposition. It can definitely be a good way to teach them a lesson, but you have to think about how they are going to take it. This video might be a little old, but is definitely a great way to teach your roommate about slamming the door in the morning.

Sure, batters get beaned all the time. But an umpire? It seems to make sense. If you are pissed off at the calls he’s making, just throw the ball at him. Well, now it’s been done.

“So now it’s the bottom of the fourth, with Ethan playing short and Cody on the mound. The catcher is Matt Hill. There are no outs. The count is 0-1. Cody winds up and flings a very high, very hard fastball. Hill comes out of his squat, puts his glove up to catch it, then does a very funny thing. He doesn’t. Instead, he drops to his knees before the ball gets to him. Doesn’t even try to catch it. Just flops to his knees, with his head looking down at the plate. Never looks up or back. The ball, meanwhile, conks umpire Jeff Scott square in the face mask. Rocks him back. Then squirts up the third-base line.”

As the umpire, I don’t know how you prove you are being thrown at. I mean, the pitcher is literally throwing right at you every single pitch. Umpires, beware.

Source: ESPN

After many years of debate over global warming, nature is finally taking a stand and letting humans know how it feels.  I guess we shoulda signed that Kyoto thingy….