Since the Microsoft buyout talk began, it has been chaos…..

Innovations in your daily household items are few and far between - it’s going to be a while before someone finds a new way to slice bread or an alternative to toilet paper. But there’s a new shape to your gallon milk jug. The more compact, rectangular design helps with cutting production and transport costs. Although people complain about the ease of pouring with the new design.

The real question is if the new design will help you finish a whole gallon in an hour. Unlikely.

A true dive bar is hard to come by these days. Usually everyone has a favorite, especially a neighborhood dive bar that’s within walking distance of your home. Since leaving college, every new place that I move, I try to immediately find my dive bar - the place I can go grab a drink with a couple friends or even by myself, and not by bothered about anything. Sure, the place might be a total shit hole, but it’s likely going to serve cheap drinks and not care if you look like total shit. In no time, you’ll be on a fist name basis with the bartenders and it’ll be like a second home.

SloshSpot posted a list of The Best, The Worst and The Dirtiest Dive Bars in the United States, highlighting a couple of potential spots for people to belly up to.

Seattle’s 5 Point Cafe makes the list, which is about right. This 24-hour “cafe” serves breakfast as long as the doors are open, and being located at the tip of Belltown, it’s a convenient after-hours eating spot for late night party-goers or as a hungover haven for those rolling out of bed in the morning (or early afternoon).

For the complete list checkout the original post here.

Yes, that is an 800 pound bronze syringe bulb and yes, it’s being held by three angels. This eyesore statue was recently unveiled at a spa in the Caucasus Mountains of Russia, which is known for its numerous spas where “enemas with water from mineral springs help treat complaints.” A spokesman in the article is also quoted, “An enema is almost a symbol of our region.”

“Almost” a symbol… what happens when it officially becomes a symbol, are they going to turn it into some sort of fountain or enema themed water park?

There’s a huge bronze statue of Lenin in Fremont, Seattle, and it’s not the symbol of a communist neighborhood. Maybe it’s just a symbol of alcoholism, because I plan on getting drunk as a Russian there tonight! Happy Friday!

Thanks to “Robobabe” for the find. Original story: Daily Record UK

Okay, you got me, that isn’t a direct quote but in a recent interview Diddy did reveal that he waxes his ball sack to keep the ladies happy.

Diddy admits to waxing his privates and urges all men to keep in shape for their female lovers. ‘I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black.’

I don’t know how I feel about the waxing thing. I’ve got no problem setting a beard trimmer on one or two and mowing the lawn down there but hot wax is a different gig. There is some sensitive and loose skin down there and the thought of somebody ripping shit off of it scares me. Ladies I know that a lot of you do it and I applaud you for the effort.

Any readers tried the ball sack wax? Leave a comment and let me know how it went.

This story has some weird timing. I was just thinking about looking for a new personal grooming kit while I was getting ready this morning. Looks like I better search for an at home waxing kit as well on Amazon.

Original Story: Metro.co.uk

About a month ago I took part in a destination bachelor party. A dozen of guys traveled to Atlanta for the weekend and attended a NASCAR race at Talladega. Although it wasn’t typical Las Vegas booze-filled, gambling and strip-club adventure, it was - minus the gambling.

A group of guys in Seattle, however, decided to have a low-key bachelor party on Sunday night. Well, the article doesn’t explicitly state that it was a bachelor party, but what else do you call it when a group of guys get together and order up a stripper dancer.

The hired entertainment showed up with two armed bodyguards, who robbed the men at gunpoint and locked all the dudes together in the basement bathroom. One the guys even got pistol-whipped. Sucks. I wonder if they at least got a lap dance before it all went down.

Original Story: The Seattle Times.

Photo from a scene at Marshall’s bachelor party on “How I Met Your Mother.”

The St. Paul Saints, a minor league baseball team, will be giving away 2,500 bathroom stalls with bobble feet before Sunday’s game. The team claims that the promotion coincides with National Tap Dance Day and that the stalls are in tribute to all their toe-tapping friends and fans from around the nation who may ever have set foot in Minneapolis-St. Paul… even for just a change of planes. The one-of-a-kind collector’s item depicts a restroom stall and a bobble foot peaking out from underneath.

Come on St. Paul Saints, don’t try to bullshit a bullshitter. We all know this has less to do with National Tap Dance Day and more to do with a few public officials that were recently caught sticking their own bobble feet under the bathroom stalls of undercover cops. Just say it. I think it is genius and I love the “for a good time” graffiti on the side of the stall. I wish I knew someone in Minnesota that could get me one of these things.

Original Story: USA Today

Meet Petey P. Cup. The 6-foot-11, walking urine vial is being unveiled today as the mascot of HealthPartners’ new website and advertising campaign. The campaign appears aimed at a younger demographic that understands irony, YouTube and social networking.

I bet they didn’t tell Chris in his job interview that “Senior Communications Specialist” meant “The dude that dresses up in the piss cup suit”.

I don’t know about anyone else but it makes me want to pee in a cup.

Original Story: MinnPost

I come across things on this planet and literally kick myself in the balls for not inventing them first; Coldstone Creameries, the Chip Clip, particle accelerators, etc.

Now, two Belgian beer fans have beat me to another fantastic creation…the Urinal Video Game. The ‘Place To Pee’ booth is designed to allow two users to piss on sensors and blow up aliens or ski down a mountain.

There is even an optional funnel accessory for women to enjoy gameplay.

I assume these games are fairly simple. Can you imagine trying to get Ryu to do a Dragon Uppercut by pissing foward+down+foward+punch?

Imagine how many dudes will be pissed on by their friends. “I was trying to get to the Star Level brah! Sorry, your leg got in the way!”

Stay tuned for ‘Golden Shower Tee’

…Urinal Video Game