This thing is fucking brilliant. It’s like the classic Battleship except with booze involved. If you take a hit, you take a shot. It was designed by Mauricio (Tony) Harion, from Belo Horizonte, Brazil and hopefully some toy company will cut Tony a giant check ASAP so that they can license this thing and start selling it in the U.S.
It looks like the game has a good amount of booze on the board but not so much that it would take an hour to finish a game. However I wouldn’t mind seeing a five shot aircraft carrier floating somewhere on that board.
Nothing sparks backyard party/BBQ like someone attempting to chug a beer, then getting hit in the head with a pan and pushed to the ground. Now this guy is going to wake up in the morning with a headache for two reasons.
Another video with no context, except that it involves a drunk girl smacking her face on a dresser. Upon further investigation, I think she’s trying to dance or do some kind of cheerleading move. Unfortunately, she’s wearing slippers on a hardwood floor, and without any traction, ends up fighting a losing battle with the dresser.
These aren’t in any particular order but it’s easy to see with four entries in the list the W.C. Fields is by far the best boozer that has lived.
“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”–Frank Sinatra
“Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.”–W. C. Fields
“Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”–Homer Simpson
“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”–Dean Martin
“There can’t be good living where there is not good drinking.”–Benjamin Franklin
“I don’t care how liberated this world becomes - a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume - and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.”–Doug Coughlin (Cocktail)
“I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.”–W. C. Fields [Read more →]
At a Phillies game last week, there was a bit of altercation in the stands after the home team blew it against the Toronto Blue Jays (who swept the series). This video has it all: Dudes fighting, chicks fighting and beer throwing. I don’t get the beer throwing. You have to be pretty drunk to get into a fight with your fellow fans at a baseball game, so you probably already reek of beer and a beer-shower won’t really bother you. Notice how the beer is thrown and there is no reaction whatsoever. And that beer probably cost you $7-$10, that is just wasteful. Classic Philadelphia fans though.
Looks like Jeffersonville City Council attorney, Larry Wilder, knows how to go out and tie one on. A client’s limousine dropped Walker off last night and his neighbor found him in the garbage can this morning. Not surprisingly Walker says that he doesn’t remember much after getting out of the limo.
“Is this going to take long? I am late for my AA meeting.”
Maybe not the best opening salvo if you’ve just been pulled over for swerving and you’ve got an open pint of Mr. Boston vodka sticking out of your purse.
The 48-year-old Ms. Menard was pulled over after a concerned citizen called police to report that her car was swerving over the center line. An officer waited along the road and then followed Ms. Menard witnessing the same behavior before pulling her over.
Ms. Menard pulled out another gem when she asked the officer if he would “be her friend and tell her if she should take the (Breathalyzer) test.”
Talk about bush league. I’d expect a little more savvy from a lady that was staring her fourth DUI arrest in the face. You’d think that she would have learned a thing or three from past experiences and not acted like a 17-year-old that just got busted with a bottle of Boones Farm.
Aside from the places where it is illegal to drink, the US really blows as far as the legal drinking age is concerned. Our neighbors to the north, Canada, let 19 years olds drink and our neighbors to the south, Mexico, let 18 year olds drink. Most of Western Europe is way below us as well. So what’s the deal? Time to work Obama on this one. See more of the list here: Cognac.com
It’s Friday afternoon and everyone is thinking the same thing: Happy Hour! The Stranger has finally produced something that I’m interested in! They created a Seattle-focused Happy Hour application for the iPhone, The Stranger’s Cocktail Compass. The application launches and uses your current location to find bars nearest you and lists how much time is remaining in their happy hour. You can also go to the list of all the bars in Seattle, if you’re feeling a little adventurous and want to try something lame new.
After happy hour, you can use another feature on the application, the final “Cabs” tab, to call either Yellow or Orange Cab to pick your drunk ass up and take you either home (probably a good idea) or to another bar with a later happy hour (probably an even better idea).
Sure you could take any old swill off the shelf, drop in a couple of strips of bacon and call it bacon vodka but your still going to be drinking bacon flavored swill.
Bakon Vodka is a premium potato vodka that has a great smokey bacon flavor distilled right in. Bakon Vodka is still about two weeks away from hitting liquor store shelves here in Washington but I have a feeling this stuff is going to revolutionize the art of making a Bloody Mary.
I strive to make the perfect Bloody Mary and I thought I had it nailed until I saw Bakon vodka. I realize now that a little bit of the smokey bacon flavor is exactly what the now seemingly perfect Bloody Mary needs to put it over the top.
Scientists have already shown that eating bacon will help cure a hangover so I can only imagine that Bakon vodka will do wonders on those mornings when you’re looking for a little hair of the dog.
We’ve written about some pretty drunk people in our time here on Tasty Booze but I’m pretty sure 8 bottles of vodka by a single man is a record.
Pavel Kondratyev was found passed out in the street, giant fucking surprise there, by Russian authorities. They initially thought he had some kind of head injury but doctors latered figured out he had twice the lethal limit of booze in his system. Let me write that again, twice the lethal limit. Holy shit!
Doctors said that it must have been the man’s bulk that saved him - the alcohol’s hero is two meters’ tall and weighs about 100 kilograms.
Not suprisingly Pavel can’t remember why, where or with whom he was drinking.
It’s Friday afternoon and everyone is thinking the same thing: Happy Hour! 
