On the left we have Ana Canada whose main occupation(s) seem to be having her picture taken in a bikini and/or having her picture taken with JoeyPorsche911-esque douche bags. On the right we have Carmella DeCesare a former Playboy model turned WWE diva. If she looks vaguely familar it might be because she is the chick married to NFL journeyman Jeff Garcia and yes, she is one of the girls that got into a cat fight over Garcia.

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I don’t know how Diggles thought he stood a chance against the “the new queen of eroticism”. I knew Denise here would easily win and get me back within three. Denise is originally from the Czech Republic and started out as a physical therapist before she started modeling for online casinos and blew up all over the internet.

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It’s been a week since we post this picture of douche #1 sticking his head into douche #2’s BVDs which means that it’s time to pick a winner. There weren’t a ton of entries this time around but there was one that consistently made everyone here at Tasty Booze laugh. Congratulations go to Jon for pulling out the win and scoring himself an official Tasty Booze hat. Jon you will be receiving an email from Honcho shortly looking for your hat size and shipping address.

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On the left we have Melyssa Grace a 25 year old from L.A. who is working her way up in the modeling world one Maxim photo shoot at a time. On the right we have Denise Milani a 28 year old originally from the Czech Republic who is arguably one of the biggest glamour models in the game. Go to any web site that posts pictures of ladies in bikinis (including this one) and I can guarantee you will find at least one post about Denise.

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Just a friendly reminder that today is the last day of our current caption contest. An official Tasty Booze flexfit hat is on the line so hit the link below or the picture at the top of the left sidebar.

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I had a little hick-up last week but now I am back in the winners circle. I am going to close this gap if it kills me. Anyway here is the winner Christina Milian a mildly famous singer, actress and model.

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I finally closed out wedding season on Saturday with my sixth wedding and I am definitely still feeling the effects. Check out Eva, who you might recognize from Victoria’s Secret catalogs, in this retro photo shoot. Maybe the pictures will help ease those two-day hangover symptoms.

Or “mill-e-wah-que” which is Algonquin for “the good land” was recently ranked as the #1 sexiest city by Marie Clarie magazine. The first two things I think about when I hear Milwaukee are Schlitz beer and a bad baseball team. The Schiltz beer alone is enough to disqualify Milwaukee from any “sexy city” list. But before we get to far into this lets have a little review. Yesterday we learned that researchers in the U.K. have proven that beer goggles are real and we also learned that Forbes Magazine recently voted Milwaukee as the #2 hardest drinking city in the country. Can you see where I am going with this?

It only stands to reason that a columnist from a magazine that targets women in their 20s and 30s would get swept up in Milwaukee’s hard drinking life style and then decide it was the sexiest city through a nice set of beer goggles.

Sure Milwaukee looks grand in that picture but it hardly looks like the sexiest city in the country. Did the columnist even travel to other cities?

Original Story: TMJ 4

It’s caption contest time and this time a brand new official Tasty Booze flex-fit is on the line. The hat is black with a white Tasty Booze shield logo on the front. I’m going to be honest and tell you that they look a lot like the money. All the standard rules apply, the contest runs until next Tuesday night at which time we will pick a winner, your first caption is the only caption that counts and we need a valid email address so that we can contact you if you win. Good luck.

At a recent all-male gathering for the All-Star Game a hot dog eating contest took place. We’re not talking the Hebrew National style contest of the 4th of July, but some douchebag decided to use those huge fucking polish sausages from Costco. It’s like a 3-to-1 ratio of Hebrew Nationals to Polish Sausages! Anyway, FrankTheTank dominated and essentially taunted the rest of the competitors.

Here is FrankTheTank’s new challenge: The 3.5 lbs Homewrecker from HillBillly Hotdogs. Full description from the web site:

The Homewrecker is a 3.5-lb. weapon of cardiovascular mass destruction. They start with a deep-fried 15″, 1-pound dog and top it with peppers, onions, nacho cheese, chili sauce, jalapenos, mustard, ketchup, coleslaw, tomatoes, lettuce, and shredded cheese. Assured intestinal wreckage will run you $14.99. Finish it in under 12 minutes and you get a free burial t-shirt. Do it in under 4 minutes and your family will have an extra $14.99 for the funeral.

First, I know it’s 3.5 pounds, but $14.99! God damn that is expensive! Is it some kind of special Kobe beef hot dog? Not to mention, HillBilly Hotdogs is located in West Virginia, so I think this probably tops the list of most expensive meals in the state.

Original Story: Aldente Blog

On the left we have Erica Campbell a 27 year old lady from Concord New Hampshire who is trying to make it in the world of glamour modeling. On the right we have Krystal Steal a 26 year old who started out as a dancer before jumping into the movie making business.

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Last January a woman in Oregon blew a .72 and recently in Rhode Island a man dropped a .491 but a man in Bulgaria has them both beat. In fact he kicked both of their asses.

When stopped by the cops the unnamed 25 year old reportedly told the officers that he had drank 20 liters of beer and then he passed out right in front of them. For those of you trying to wrap your head around the metric conversions 20 liters is roughly 676 ounces which would be about 5.28 gallons of beer or 42.25 16oz pints.

The article doesn’t say if the cops woke him up for a breathalyzer or if they just drew blood but this guy registered a .851. That is not a typo the guy had a .851 BAC which is double what is generally considered as the lethal limit of .40. I don’t know how this guy survived. His brain has to be literally pickled by booze.

Original Story: news.com.au

Two Ws in a row it looks like the celebrity ladies and myself might be picking up a little steam. Petra here is a supermodel that has appeared in both the SI Swimsuit Issue and Victoria Secret ad campaigns. Her boyfriend was swept away in the 2004 tsunami but Petra managed to survive by hanging on to the top of a palm tree.

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On the left we have Emma Spellar Miss Great Britian 2004 who is now making her living as a model. On the right we have Petra Nemcova who I am pretty sure is a supermodel. Petra is also the badass chick that survived the 2004 tsunami by hanging onto the top of a palm tree.

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Finally I am back in the game. I knew Bar Refaeli would smoke that fitness model Diggles brought to the table. Let’s be honest Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t going to date just any old chick off the street. It’s only one win but that is all it takes to start a roll. I threw in a couple of extra pictures just to celebrate my victory.

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