Many give credit to RZA as being the production brains behind the Wu-Tang’s success, he’s produced many of the clan’s solo projects and now has higher aspirations to move to the silver screen (read: movies). According to Ain’t It Cool News, the RZA is going to make his writing-directing debut with a film called “The Man With The Iron Fist.” With the infatuation of kung-fu, it’s no surprise that RZA is going to tackle this genre. And you know it’s going to be effing awesome!
The RZA or Bobby Digital - his Wu-Tang alter ego - was rumored to be working on an upcoming movie based on his other persona, and even some recent videos on YouTube suggest he’s working on something. In the meantime, you can enjoy the RZA’s recently released single “You Can’t Stop Me Now”:
Yes, that is an 800 pound bronze syringe bulb and yes, it’s being held by three angels. This eyesore statue was recently unveiled at a spa in the Caucasus Mountains of Russia, which is known for its numerous spas where “enemas with water from mineral springs help treat complaints.” A spokesman in the article is also quoted, “An enema is almost a symbol of our region.”
“Almost” a symbol… what happens when it officially becomes a symbol, are they going to turn it into some sort of fountain or enema themed water park?
There’s a huge bronze statue of Lenin in Fremont, Seattle, and it’s not the symbol of a communist neighborhood. Maybe it’s just a symbol of alcoholism, because I plan on getting drunk as a Russian there tonight! Happy Friday!
Thanks to “Robobabe” for the find. Original story: Daily Record UK
The thought process for getting a tattoo is probably drastically different from one person to another. I know I’ve been thinking about what to get and where to put a tattoo for the past three years, and who knows if I’ll ever make a decision. Whereas some people don’t even remember their thought process since they were so drunk.
Luckily enough for Aviva Yael and P.M. Chen there are enough idiots people out there making bad decisions regarding tattoos, that they were able to put together a book: “No Regrets: The Best, Worst, & Most #$%*ing Ridiculous Tattoos Ever.”
We’ve published our fair share of bad tattoos: The Ultimate Chick Repeller Part I, Part II and Part III, the tattoo version of 2 Girls 1 Cup, and others. So, I imagine this book was a little easier to put together than it should have been. I’m looking forward to their next book on bad haircuts.
Is that Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie? Jesus, I’ve never seen a couple of bigger bitches…
Hey, I might not buy cookies from those little fuckers everytime I see them at the store, but I’ve never once contemplated taking their money. That’s like walking up to the guy in the Santa outfit, ringing the bell, and sticking your hand in his bucket and taking the change he’s collected over the last few hours, standing in the fucking cold. Assholes.
In an attempt to (re)mix up their fall fashions like it was 1993, Sears has partnered with the rap legend LL Cool J to produce a fall line of clothes targeting children, teen girls and suburban white teenagers young men.
USA Today reported this earlier in the week and I learned two things from the article: LL Cool J has an album coming out in June and Sears sells clothes. Weird.
Anyway, my prediction for the LL Cool J (Ladies Love Cool James, for those of you who didn’t know) line of clothes is that they’ll progress about the same way his career has:
1. Clothing line will be named with a similar format: MWW Cool H (Must Wear With Cool Hats)
2. Initial season of clothes will be bangin’, so much so that your mama will knock you out.
3. Clothing line will be challenged by a rival line, made entirely of Hemp. MWW Cool H will prevail and spark a brief up-turn in sales.
4. Product placement in shows on the CW and over-hyped movies will diminish street cred of clothing line.
5. Sears claims MWW Cool H “greatest clothing line of all-time,” despite common sense.
6. MWW Cool H hopes for retro revival due to overstocking of clothing line at Goodwill/Savers.
7. In a counter move, Target and Wal-Mart… oh wait, they didn’t know Sears sold clothes either. Nevermind.
I remember back in the days of Major League, when I thought Rick ‘Wild Thing’ Vaughn Charlie Sheen was the coolest guy on earth. Hot Shots: Part Deux was pretty awesome too. But then he went the TV route and I lost touch. However, I always gave him props for marrying Denise Richards, who is much much too good looking for him - which I applaud for any man.
Well, now Denise is his ex, they have two kids, and the rest of us get to enjoy tidbits like this:
“Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he’s going to Family Day [for daughter Sam’s school] and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold,” Richards said. “His response was, ‘I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.’ ”
Ok, then. I will chew on that for a second. In response Charlie called her a liar and said Denise sent his current fiancee an email, asking to borrow some of Charlie’s sperm for another child. First of all, this seems ridiculous and after the above quote, I feel less likely to buy Charlie’s side of the story. Even if Denise did want some of those little charlie’s in her belly, why would she ask his fiancee? Na. Besides, due to the following response by Denise, I now have fallen in love with her and hope to be the next donor.
“I don’t want Charlie’s prostitute-tranny-infested sperm…He’s disgusting and he’s hit an all-time low.“
Two German air force sergeants were suspended recently for doing some business on the side of their military careers. And what was this unacceptable business venture? Nothing more than selling sausages based on an old family recipe. What’s the problem there, right? Oh yeah, the recipe required human blood.
Seems that they started off using their own blood, but they were so damn successful, eventually they couldn’t keep up. So they started asking their friends and colleagues for a few pints, and it was all downhill from there. Nice move, boys.
I’m reminded of a great scene from Groundhog Day:
Rita: I think it’s a nice story. He comes out, and he looks around. He wrinkles up his little nose. He sees his shadow or he doesn’t see it. It’s nice. People like it.
Phil: You are new, aren’t you? People like blood sausage too. People are morons.
Paul Verhoeven is looking to piss off Christians in a major way. The director of Basic Instinct has written a book that claims that Jesus was not the son of a virgin. Mr. Verhoeven’s book claims that Mary was actually raped by a Roman soldier during a Jewish uprising in Galilee. As you can imagine Christians don’t like these kind of shenanigans.
Catholic League President Bill Donohue called Verhoeven’s claim “laughable.” “Here we go again with idle speculation grounded in absolutely nothing,” Donohue told FOXNews.com. “He has no empirical evidence to support his claim, which is why they say ‘may have.’”
Is Mr. Donohue suggesting that he does have empirical evidence that Mary was a virgin? Those are strong words from a man that believes in a story book about a talking snake and a man that rises from the dead and then ascends to heaven. Can he show me some “empirical evidence” for any of that? Let’s not nit pick on details. How about some “empirical evidence” for the imaginary friend that Mr. Donohue is convinced created everything around him, cares about the outcome of sporting events and can keep track of the prayers of a billion people?
This is like Mr. Verhoeven writing a book about blue eggs and ham and Mr. Donohue arguing that the eggs aren’t blue they are green. Either way it doesn’t fucking matter because the eggs are a figment of someone’s imagination.
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The games begin tomorrow at 6:50am. The first battle is Victoria’s Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosia vs ESPN Sportscaster Erin Andrews.
My Pick: Ambrosia all the way. She is one of the highest paid models in the world for a reason. There is no way she loses this. Consider this a gimme and go fill out your bracket at KJR.
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Other brawls tomorrow include:
7:50am Rihanna vs Allison Stokke
My Pick: Stokke. Rihanna will probably win, but I can’t dis my girl.
8:50am Kate Hudson vs Kate Beckinsdale
My Pick: This is one of the harder ones in the game, I went with Hudson because Beckinsdale seems like a cold fish.
9:50am Elin Nordegren vs Gabriell Union
My Pick: Another gimme. Nordegren (AKA Tiger Wood’s wife) is hot as shit and going at least to the final four. She once was nanny, has a twin sister, and likes golf. Hello honey.
Looks like the fun is over for The Camel’s Toe Pub located in Azerbaijani’s capital city of Baku. Some overachieving reporter hopped onto an internet machine and used Wikipedia to figure out that, get this, the name The Camel’s Toe might not actually refer to a camel’s toe. According to Wikipedia a Camel Toe can also refer to “the clear visible presence of a woman’s vulva as a consequence of wearing overly right pants“. Pretty goddamn shocking, I know.
The article doesn’t say if the British owned pub will get into any actual trouble. The reporter left it up to the readers to decide if they are upset about the bar name.
So, these two women are computer generated ‘averages’ of faces of females wanting either to have a long meaningful relationship, or a one-night-stand.
Which face is which you ask? Does it matter? They look the fucking same!!!
The study, authored by Lynda Boothroyd and published in the journal Evolution and Human Behavior, was based on the responses of 700 men and women who were shown pictures of people in their early twenties.
Women are god-damn baffling enough. Now it’s a scientific fact that there is no way to tell if she wants to come back to the pad for a quickie or head to the Shane Company for a rock.
Also, according to the findings, men are more likely to obviously display the characteristics of our intention. Really? No shit? Is that because I’m drooling and have my hand down my pants?
FYI, the chick on the right is the one that’s more likely to be down for a one-night-stand. She looks a little hotter now doesn’t she?
If she randomly looks like your sister, I am sorry… and have her email me.
What is it with fat little kids trying to jump everything. We showed you Fat Kid Jumping Off A Van, which was hilarious, and now this. I can’t tell if he just doesn’t get any air or if the launch pad buckles under the pressure. Either way, fat kids can’t jump.
So, Sean Connery likes to knock his old lady around, huh? This interview took place only four years after his last James Bond film hit the theaters, yet something terrible must have happened between then and 1987, because Rico Suave went out the window; enter Ike Turner.
After hearing the interview I can understand where he’s coming from, but c’mon, Sean. It’s called self control/selective hearing. Wonder if this now 77 year old is still smacking the wife around?
P.S. I gotta say, Barbara Walters was looking hot!
I know a lot of crazy assholes do a lot of stupid shit to become popular on the internet (why?). In fact, last night, after the newest South Park aired, Patton Oswalt (King of Queens, Reno 911) was on Lewis Black’s “Root of All Evil” talking about how effed up the internet (in particular YouTube) is making civilization. He called it the YouTube Effect, and I couldn’t agree more. The only difference between ol’ Patton and I, however, is the fact that I really, really enjoy watching these crazy assholes. I mean, c’mon, if I didn’t then you lucky bastards wouldn’t be able to see the comedy gold that the panhandle states provide (most of the rediculous shit I see has to come from Louisana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, and Florida). Trust me.
I can’t even tally how many hours I’ve spent in search of funny videos. In fact, at one point a couple months ago I was certain that I’d seen every funny video on the internet. Lucky for me though, this “YouTube Effect” has dumbasses the world over trying new, stupid shit each day, while filming of course, and uploading it on the glorious internet for our viewing pleasure.
Enough with the “theory” of the YouTube Effect. Lets check out what I like to call the YouTube Cause:
And the YouTube Effect:
I think she wins. C’mon, dude. I know you were probably trying to be nice by not hitting her with the cookie sheet, but she really punked you. Man-up.
Tastybooze’s favorite Indy Racer, Danica Patrick, is going to have an even tougher time getting that first career victory (after 47 try’s) going forward. The IRL has instituted a rule that minimum weight of an IRL car must now include the driver, which means that Danica’s car will have to be heavier in other places in order to make up for her 100-pound frame. And of course, a lighter car means more speed. In fact, rival teams guesstimate that Danica gains an edge of up to 1 mph because of her tiny waist. The only two other women in the circuit are comparable fatties at 120+ pounds each. And most of the male drivers are in the 150’s range.
I don’t really have an opinion on the rule change. If it makes it more fair for everyone, I suppose its fine. But if it purposefully ostracizes one individual, then we have a problem (it’s like saying you can’t be above 7′5″ in basketball because it isn’t fair to the others - sorry Yao). Especially if that individual is hot and someone I want to continue to look for another decade or so during my 3x daily Sportcenter moments (breakfast, dinner, before bed).
Many give credit to RZA as being the production brains behind the Wu-Tang’s success, he’s produced many of the clan’s solo projects and now has higher aspirations to move to the silver screen (read: movies). According to Ain’t It Cool News, the RZA is going to make his writing-directing debut with a film called “The Man With The Iron Fist.” With the infatuation of kung-fu, it’s no surprise that RZA is going to tackle this genre. And you know it’s going to be effing awesome!
