Unless you’re practicing keg stands alone, you should probably have some help with your buddies holding you up. You know it’s not going to end well, with a weird bracing on the shack behind him and the one-arm on the keg. Good thing he drank enough to probably absorb some of the pain of his face-plant.

Warning: This video from Cracked.com contains four guys sitting around in someone’s basement playing drinking games. Things take a turn for the worse when one of the guys suggests playing “Roofie Roulette.” There are no winners in this game, thus the title of the Worst Drinking Game Ever. Be warned, the video contains male nudity and some poor choice of language.

Flaming shots are great visuals, but drinking them and just serving them can be dangerous. In fact, many bars and clubs have stopped serving them altogether due to the fire hazard. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that lighting fires around a shit ton of alcohol is never a good idea. Well, if the bars/clubs won’t do it, why not try it at home…nothing bad is going to happen…right… (Headphones recommended).

Beauty Pageant Winner Rule #8 - Always, always remove the tiara before flipping off the camera, making oral sex gestures and playing beer pong.

Maybe the tiara is throwing off her game because it looks to me like Elyse Umemoto, 23, is getting her ass kicked. You would think that in this day and age with MySpace and Facebook a 23 year old would realize that anytime you take a naked/jackass picture it will end up on the internet. However it looks like this Miss Washington 2007 and Miss America runner-up is going to learn her lesson the hard way.

Full Photo Set: TMZ

Every thing is more fun on Nintendo’s Wii… bowling, playing in a band or just rockin’ out by yourself, tennis, working out, watching your girlfriend workout… and now JV Games is trying to add Beer Pong to that list. The developer created a WiiWare game based on the drinking game that has the Connecticut Attorney General up in arms (probably because he sucks at beer pong).

Alcohol reference in a video game warrants a “Teen” rating, but the company has since removed the beer element and just called the game, “Pong Toss.” Probably a good idea, because we all know how hard it is to get drunk off of virtual beer…not to mention the hangover that comes with it the next morning!

The ESRB game rating board spokesperson suggests the attorney general mind his own business:

“Our concern is that a greater number of consumers (including the age group about which you are most concerned) will be made aware of this game and resolve to play it as a result of publicized statements of advocacy groups and others. Ironically, this is likely to result in more rather than less consumers being drawn to this game, particularly those very minors all of us seek to protect.”

Whoops… I guess we aren’t helping either. It’s just as well that kids start practicing their beer pong skills at an early age, they’ll be that much better off in college. Or after college. Or on the 4th of July, like when I dominated everyone at Diggles’ party with my pong skills. No big deal.

Thanks to K Money for find. Original Story: WIRED Blog

Let me set the stage here: Professional Golfer/Drinker John Daly playing in a Pro-AM tournament in Michigan. Pro-AM Partner: Detroit’s own Kid Rock (wearing appropriate golf attire of overalls). Shot: Golf ball teed up on a 24 oz. can of Budweiser. Result: AWESOME! Even more impressive, Daly’s ability to leave the can after the tee shot, but Kid Rock is there to pick up scraps.

Once out from the oppressive administration at colleges and universities, those partaking in somewhat organized co-ed sports leagues are forced to come up with their own creative and usually offensive or crude team names. Co-Ed Sports are a past-time for the quarter-lifers and is even called out as #65 of Stuff White People Like. Girls enjoy the opportunity to participate in sports for the semi-competitive atmosphere or their boyfriends are making them do it. Guys love the competitiveness no matter how drunk much the other team doesn’t care and it’s also their last hope at getting discovered for the MLB/NFL/NBA/PBA/MLS.

Gone are the simple team names from your adolescence, like “Wildcats,” “Bears,” “[Local Professional Sports Team Name],” and “Yankees.” Balls, poles, bases, bats, runs, and scoring, are turned into euphemisms for male genitalia, male genitalia, female genitalia, male genitalia, fecal matter, and mom jokes. Put a couple of these together and you have yourself a pretty clever team name.

TastyBooze staff members have played in numerous co-ed sports leagues (current team is Wu-Tang themed, Wu-Tang ain’t nothing to fuck wit!) and we’ve come up with our list of favorite team names below.

25 – I Scored With Your Mom (Baseball/Softball)
24 – Freebasers (Baseball/Softball)
23 - Back Dat Pass Up (Football/Soccer)
22 – Multiple Scorgasm (Any Sport)
21 – Triple Penetration (Bowling)
20 – Masterbatters (Baseball/Softball)
19 – Suck My Kick (Kickball/Soccer)
18 – Long Poles and Deep Holes (Golf)
17 – 2 Balls 1 Cup (Golf)
16 – Kick Tease (Kickball/Soccer)

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There are certain games made for guys just sitting around and drinking. Air hockey might be the most dangerous, if you lose your focus and put your fingers over the rail, that disc/puck is going to get you. Well, if you fancy yourself a decent air hockey player, now you have a worthy opponent.

The guys at NuVation won an award over the weekend at some nerd technology convention/ summit/ expo/ whatever. They designed a robot that is pretty effing awesome at air hockey. It doesn’t look that great on the offensive attack, but it’s going to be harder than hell to get one by robot. Watch the video for the details and nerd-speak to understand how they did it.

Original post: Gizmodo

If you’re going to name your beverage “Drank,” you better have some sort of affiliation already worked out with T-Pain. “Buy U A Drank (Shawty Snappin’)” has to be your theme song, it should play on your web site and be involved in every part of your marketing.

Unfortunately the people behind Drank seem to have drank too much, as I can’t seem to find a web site for their drink, and all the information about the drink comes from a post on the Village Voice about it and a questionable listing on Wikipedia called Purple Drank. Here’s what the apparent press release on the drink had to say:

From design to production, every aspect of this calming drink was inspired by today’s popular hip hop artists who embrace the much sought-after hip hop lifestyle that encourages people to capture a stress-free state of mind.

Dubbed as the “anti-energy” drink with a tap line of “Slow Your Roll,” Drank wants to be known as the “extreme relaxation beverage” - essentially it’s grape soda with some special ingredients in it. Drank is already popular in the South, and should be more widely distributed in the near future.

Here’s my issue… Drank vs. Weed? The “much sought-after hip hop lifestyle” also includes some level of street cred, which probably goes out the window when you start mentioning that you drink Drank to relax instead of lighting up. Have you seen T-Pain? He looks high all the time. Are you really expecting rappers to “pop bottles” of Drank in their music videos?

Maybe we can get some suggestions on what to mix Drank with on the alcohol side? I’m thinking maybe rum or whiskey? And if someone from Drank reads this, can you hook us up with some Drank to review?

I come across things on this planet and literally kick myself in the balls for not inventing them first; Coldstone Creameries, the Chip Clip, particle accelerators, etc.

Now, two Belgian beer fans have beat me to another fantastic creation…the Urinal Video Game. The ‘Place To Pee’ booth is designed to allow two users to piss on sensors and blow up aliens or ski down a mountain.

There is even an optional funnel accessory for women to enjoy gameplay.

I assume these games are fairly simple. Can you imagine trying to get Ryu to do a Dragon Uppercut by pissing foward+down+foward+punch?

Imagine how many dudes will be pissed on by their friends. “I was trying to get to the Star Level brah! Sorry, your leg got in the way!”

Stay tuned for ‘Golden Shower Tee’

…Urinal Video Game

During my morning work break - you know, those 15 minutes you take to search through your favorite sports/celebrity/gossip/video/porn sites before hunkering down on the job until lunch - I came across two videos, both of which involved drunks falling down.

First, a classic with a drunk twist, involves a guy attempting to get on a treadmill while it’s moving at a Kenyan running speed. The best part about this is that the guy knows he’s about to eat shit, even with his hands prepared to brace for the fall, it doesn’t end well.

Second, a drunk walks out on to a bridge. Cops try to talk him out of jumping/falling off the bridge, and to hold on until the firetruck arrives to save him. The fire truck gets there about 0.43 seconds too late.

Rules are simple, and yet, ingenious…

1) Set-up a standard checkerboard using shot glasses and half shots of beer

2) When you jump the opponents checker, they drink the shot and remove the glass from the board

3) When you get Kinged, you fill your shot all the way

4) Loser drinks all remaining shots on the table

A mere $13.95 for the shot glasses and checkerboard….and free if you happen to be in a fraternity.  The last time I played checkers was in 6th grade I think, but this would have made it a lot more fun.  I suppose real men at my age would play with tequila though.  Any takers?

Buy HERE

I can’t remember the exact details but he finished his first two within the first 60 to 90 minutes. He was closing in on the three hour mark and he had nursed number 3 down to about the bottom of the label when his stomach gave up on the challenge. We all thought he was going to kick the shit out of the challenge. After he finished the first two so quickly we actually questioned if the challenge was hard enough. Everyone was disappointed about the failure and there was much talk about a rematch but it never happened. So if you are bored this weekend and are looking to catch a buzz you just might want to try conquering the Steel Challenge.

Apparently the sun is starting to get to the people in Southern California. Some researchers at UCLA with nothing better to do with their time have made some interesting discoveries. And by “discoveries,” I mean, “information people would know if they would have gone to college.”

The researchers attended parties as sober sisters and polled partygoers about their intentions and even gave them breathalyzer tests. So yeah, you guessed it… people were there to meet “sexual partners” and were drunk. It’s never too early to start giving out the Noble Prize for 2008, but UCLA has just jumped to the top of my list. Here’s the result of their survey:

The study showed that while 61.3 percent of respondents reported being at the party to socialize, and 45 percent reported having fun as a main motivation, nearly 40 percent of all respondents said they were at the party to get drunk. More than 21 percent said they were there to try to meet a sexual partner.

Moreover, they found that at themed parties women wore less clothing! True dat! Have these people never heard of Halloween? It’s pretty much an excuse for girls to wear the sluttiest clothes imaginable and write it off as a costume… Pimps and Hoes Party, Gangsta Party, ’80s Party, Lingerie Party, Toga Party, etc.

My favorite quote in the article comes from a fellow at Boston University, appropriately named Peter True:

“Definitely. They have to be that faded to go out wearing those ridiculous clothes, I’m 100 percent sure.”

Now, he speakth the truth!

To check out the rest of the results and the indepth research, which also takes into account party size and location, from UCLA here. (And yes, that picture ran with the article, thank you ABC!)

TastyBooze will now only be accepting invitations to “themed parties.” So it has been written.

There’s just something about flaming liquids that bother me. Maybe it was that time on my 21st birthday that I burnt my lips on a flaming shot (which I even did the smart thing on and blew out the flame first). Or, maybe it’s the numerous jackasses I see on the internet that always screw it up. Either way, liquid fire is a bad idea.