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There is some classic drunken antics in this video clip. The guy is trying to fight/get away from the security guard, then there’s the inability to stand upright, the family/friends trying to help the man. In other words, just another Friday/Saturday night in Canada.

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In our Top 10 Signs Your Chick Was Too Drunk Last Night, this would fall until #5 - She Slept on the Bathroom Floor. Props to this girl who managed the perfect balancing act to fall asleep on the toilet seat.

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Ever wonder what went on inside a women’s bathroom at a college football game? Well, here’s some footage from the Florida vs. Georgia game a couple years back, the rivalry game is known as The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, so I imagine there were a lot of drunk co-eds running around…and running into things.

The girl, Leah Logue, has become quite the Internet sensation, you can read more about her over at Deadspin. Maybe she’ll be as big of a star as Caitlin Davis.

This video just about covers everything we do as drunk assholes on the cab ride home. I love the girl that pukes into her hands and then just dumps it on the floor. If the floor is going to be the final destination why not just keep your hands clean?

Unfortunately, this guy had to learn the hardway. This video includes a very appropriate soundtrack too.

There’s nothing like a good evening of “Smash-It-Up!” Get enough alcohol in people, start looking around for worthless furniture or old shit, and just start breaking shit! This guy has the right idea, definitely going for some style points with the WWE-from-the-top-rope jump onto the table. Unfortunately, it doesn’t really go as planned.

Sometimes the last thing you want to do is leave a concert, game, movie, etc., to make a trip to the restroom, afraid you’re going to miss something. Or maybe you’re just so drunk, you don’t give a fuck. That was probably the case for New Jersey Councilman Steven Lipski this weekend. The councilman was in Washington, DC, with some college buddies taking in a concert from the balcony. Instead of making a trip to the restroom, like a normal and civil human being, Lipski decided to relieve himself over the balcony and on to the crowd below.

Lipski has been charged with a simple assault for the incident, but is now suffering from the public humilation of being a total asshat (this picture of him isn’t helping either). Now he claims that he’ll abstain from drinking…yeah right, you’re a sudo-politician, that’s not going to happen.

I’ve seen/heard of people coming up with clever ways to relieve themselves in bars/clubs… but it usually involves a dark corner, empty bottle, outdoor patio, potted plant…instead of urinating on people. We already have a douchebag of the week, but Lipski is a close second!

Original story: New York Daily News

Drunk Fail via Failblog.

If this is fake, I’m going to track down this kid and kick the shit out of him, because this might be one of the most impressive beer chugs of all time - of course minus his douche friend in the background. Additional props for limiting any spillage.

Knocking over the beer bottle is probably the first sign that you shouldn’t be doing home improvement items after you’ve had a couple. But this guy presses on, then pays the price.

This is actually a pretty cool concept, although, with most floors at bars, these balls are going to get sticky real quick! Not to mention, I imagine someone passing out and just sinking into the balls to never be heard from again.