20 something younger brother + bad teeth + camera + funeral or wedding = AWKWARD

Awkwardness courtesy of Jenni & Brett

These videos are safe for work if and only if you have headphones, or your own office. No nudity, but a shitload of swearing. They are also funny as hell…You can visit the site of the guy that made them (and get a free mp3 if you want) at: jonlajoie.com

November, or should I say Movember, is already eight days in but it’s never too late to jump aboard a good cause. The month formally known as November, will forever be known as Movember – a charity event held throughout the month to raise money and awareness for men’s health issues, specifically prostate cancer.

The “M” stands for mustache. Men submit clean-shaven photographs at the beginning of the month, starting the “grow-off” on an even slate and are known as “Mo Bros.” Throughout the month they are encouraged through donations from friends and visitors to the Movember Web site.

Start the growing now and you could receive the Man of Movember title! I’m expecting the Borat, Hulk Hogan and Tom Selleck to be popular mustache styles this season. For more information check out their site!

Movember.com

You have heard of the feud, you have chosen sides, you may even have already voted with your wallet (or your bit torrent) and gotten the CD…

…In honor of 50 Cent and Kanye West both dropping their new albums today, we here at tastybooze decided to drop a little video of our own. That’s right, original content, kiddos! Inspired by CuteWithChris.com and the T-Pain goodness, we decided a little performance piece was in order.

Enjoy it! And if you want more of this kind of stuff, drop us a line and let us know. Or better yet, send it along to your friends…everyone loves 50!

Everyone knows that Catalonia is an autonomous community in Spain, not a separate nation!

Ridiculous…

I happened to StumbleUpon the World Beard and Moustache Championships website this weekend and let me say first of all, that these guys can definitely grow some facial hair. My only dedicated experience with facial hair happened my senior year in college. I grew a beard for 2.5 months, then trimmed it down in my Halloween effort to look like Abraham Lincoln. I think I pulled it off, but it was nothing like what these guys are bringing to the table. Go Team USA!

We’ve had a few questions come up about Boggs, and why we refer to tasty Miller Lites as Boggs. Well my friends, open your ears and I’ll pour in a tale.

I heard the legendary story over my car radio as I was heading down I-5 to work about a year ago, listening to Mitch in the Morning on 950 KJR, as usual. For some reason or another, Mitch was gone that day so Steve Sandmeyer was hosting the show, and former Mariners and Yankees pitcher Jeff Nelson was sitting in as his sidekick.

Sandmeyer was killing some time by making small talk about baseball and about Nelly’s career and exploits as a major leaguer. The conversation turned to some of the funniest things Nelly had seen in his career when Sandy asked something like “who was the best with the ladies out of everyone you were around in baseball?” Nelson said that it was tough to say for sure, but that he figured it was probably Andre Dawson, the former Expos, Cubs, Red Sox, and Marlins slugger.

The two shared a laugh about the Hawk’s game, and then Sandmeyer stumbled upon the most compelling question ever articulated in an interview: “who would you say drank the most beer out of everyone you ever played with?” The following colloquy sheds some light on one of drinking’s biggest stars and on one of the greatest drinking feats of all time.

Sandy: Who would you say drank the most beer out of everyone you ever played with?

Nelson: Easy, Wade Boggs…..easy

Sandy: (laughing) Really!? Wade Boggs?

Nelson: Oh, yeah, without a doubt. I’ve never seen anyone drink as much beer as he did in my life:

Sandy: (laughing) Get outta here, alright, give me an example, like how much did he drink?

Nelson: Oh, I’d say, on a typical road trip, east coast to west coast [Nelly played with Boggs on the Yankees], say a road game to Seattle……Wade would drink anywhere between 50 and 60 beers.

Sandy: NO WAY!! 50 or 60 beers. That is impossible.

Nelson: No, I know…I know how crazy that sounds, and I wouldn’t believe it myself unless I saw him do it…..numerous times. And he drank nothing but Miller Lite.

Sandy: How in the hell did he have time to drink that many beers. For God’s sake, how many times did he have to go to the bathroom?

Nelson: I’m not kidding you Steve. Seriously. Wade was the kind of guy who was always the first one at the club house. So he’d get to the clubhouse, and he’d bring a six pack with him. He’d be there drinking a beer when someone showed up, and as we were all packing our stuff up out of our lockers and getting our bags ready for the trip, Wade would sit there and drink that whole six pack.

Now, at the time, we were flying out of New Jersey, so it was somewhat of a drive from Yankee stadium to the airport in New Jersey. Wade would drink another couple of beers on the bus to the airport. At the time, we were flying this older airplane, it couldn’t make it across the country without refueling, and it wasn’t the fastest airplane in the sky. So we would stop in North Dakota or something. Wade would drink about a half rack between New Jersey and North Dakota, and it would take about a half-hour to an hour to refuel once we got there, so he’d have a few more beers while we were grounded in North Dakota.

Once we got back up in the air, Wade would drink another 10, 11, 12 beers on the way out to the west coast. The whole flight from coast to coast ususally took us well over 7 hours. We’d touch down at Sea-Tac, hop on the bus headed to the Kingdome, and Wade would have another beer or two on the bus. Then, all of us would get to the Kingdome and unpack our bags and sit around and BS with eachother, and Wade would have a beer in his hand the entire time. He was always one of the last people to leave the club house too. So I’d say that all in all, he drank over 50 beers on the trip, and this wasn’t just an isolated incident, he did that almost every time.

Sandy: Unbelievable. That’s absolutely unbelieveable.

Nelson: Yeah, I know, I’m not kidding though, let’s call up somebody and they’ll tell you man, they’ll tell you I’m not lying.

Sandy: Alright, who should we call up. Let’s take a commercial break, and then we’ll call up somebody and see if we can’t get to the bottom of this….This is absolutely amazing.

[commercial break: When the commercial end, Paul Sorrento, a former Mariner and Devil Ray, and Boggs’s and Nelly’s former teammate, is on the phone]

Nelly: Hey Paul, good to hear from you man, I haven’t talked to you in a while.

Sorrento: Yeah, what’s it been like, two, three years?

Nelly: Yeah. Hey, Paul, just to clarify now, I didn’t speak to you over the commercial break, and I haven’t talked to you about anything since we last talked a few years ago right?

Sorrento: Yeah, right.

Nelly: Alright Paul, we’ve been talking about Wade Boggs up here today in Seattle.

Sorrento: (laughing) Yeah, ole Wade huh.

Nelly: Yeah, alright Paul, I need you to answer one question for me, truthfully now….How many beers would Wade Boggs drink on an east coast to west coast road trip?

Sorrento: Oh, jeez, (exhaling like a flat tire) I don’t know, like 70.

Nelly, Sandberg, Sorrento, Hank: (Rolling on the ground laughing)

So there you have it, that’s the wonderful tale of Wade Boggs’ incredible drinking feats. So one day when a few of us at tasty booze were hanging around crushing some ice cold Miller Lites, and after I told them the story of Wade Boggs, we decided from then on that we would call a Miller Lite a Boggs in honor of the man who drank ‘em the best.

I love the weekends because it means I am free from the office and can grow a sweet ass 5 o’clock shadow. It always gets me a little depressed on Monday morning when I have bust out the Mach 3 so I look presentable at the office.

DoubleViking.com has created a list of the 10 best 5 o’clock shadows of all time along with the reasons why they are ranked there. The hairdo that Don Johnson is sporting in his photo is reason enough to check out the list.

10 Best Five O’Clock Shadows Ever

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