Summer is here.  And for those of you with kids, often times that means water slides.  Don’t let this happen to you.  Actually though, I went to a water park a couple years ago on a whim with the guys.  It was an effing blast, but we were certainly the oldest non-parents there by a solid decade.

Yesterday, “The Ledge” an all-glass balcony opened at the Sears Tower in Chicago. Just looking at these pictures make me want to grab a hold of my desk for dear life! I’m not necessarily afraid of heights, but this shit is ridiculous. The balconies are suspended 1,353 in the air, accessible from the 103rd floor of the building. Enjoy the view, assuming you aren’t afraid of heights.

It takes time for the electromagnetic waves of our TV broadcasts to travel out into space which means if there is anyone out there on distant stars monitoring our broadcasts they’ve got some kick ass TV coming their way. I mean anyone chilling out on Wolf 359 and/or Sirius still have Janet Jackson’s boob headed their way. On the other hand those poor bastards out on Regulus and/or Mizar haven’t even seen the first baseball game that was ever broadcast on TV.

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via Abstruse Goose

This thing is fucking brilliant. It’s like the classic Battleship except with booze involved. If you take a hit, you take a shot. It was designed by Mauricio (Tony) Harion, from Belo Horizonte, Brazil and hopefully some toy company will cut Tony a giant check ASAP so that they can license this thing and start selling it in the U.S.

It looks like the game has a good amount of booze on the board but not so much that it would take an hour to finish a game. However I wouldn’t mind seeing a five shot aircraft carrier floating somewhere on that board.

via Gizmodo

We definitely took our sweet ass time but we’ve finally had some pretty kick ass Tasty Booze stickers made and we’re looking to give them away for free. If you’ve been a reader of the site for a while you might recognize the sticker design as our old header image from about 4 re-designs ago.

So here is the deal, I mentioned they are free and they are, we aren’t fucking around with self-addressed stamped envelopes or any of that bullshit. Email your address to mitchmartin[at]tastybooze.com and I’ll mail you a sticker. I hate the post office so I’ll probably mail the stickers out in batches once a week. Since this weekend is a holiday weekend and a three day weekend for most the first batch of stickers will go out next Friday the 10th.

If you are looking for stickers our any other kind of printing check out VG Kids they did an kick ass job on our stickers and they were awesome to work with.

This falls into that “Really!? How many people signed off on this desgin and nobody fucking noticed this!?” category. I’ve got to believe there is some twat in the design department that noticed or designed it on purpose and is now just sitting back laughing his ass off that the suits actually let it get to market.

via Tabloid Prodigy

Today is the day that Canada celebrates it’s birthday. On July 1st 1867 the British North America Act of 1867 was enacted which brought Canada together as a single country of four provinces. So what better way to celebrate their national holiday than by pulling together four of the hottest woman Canada has produced and seeing who is the hottest. I’m not going to run through names because by now you should all recognize these ladies and if you don’t A) check your manhood and B) their names are in the poll below.

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I want my ladyfriend to know I completely disagree with everything in this picture.  Oh god, I am still going to get in big trouble.

Some supervisor at the Department of Public Works in Miami-Dade County, Florida learned a valuable lesson this week. Always write out what you want painted on the street, don’t trust that the man behind the paint gun has mastered basic spelling.

A Public Works crew painted this sign outside of an elementary school. The word “school” was probably written on the fucking building. I mean if you had any doubt just look up and over to the right.

Original Story: My Fox Twin Cities

I really didn’t know which way this one was going to go. I thought Aahoo Shahi had the abs that would take the contest but Moon Bloodgood had the cooler name. I should have realized from the beginning that while a cool name will get you far with Tasty Booze readers, abs like the ones on Aahoo will get you farther.

For the first time in a long time I’m feeling sore on a Monday morning not from the booze but from actual exercise. The fiancee and I ran in the inaugural Rock And Roll Marathon in Seattle on Saturday. It was my first half marathon and as TJ Lavin would say we, “Killed it.” We managed to beat our goal time of 2 hours with a 1:58:27. Not fucking shabby. Enough with my bullshit, for those of you that are feeling sore from the piss enjoy these photos of Jemimah.

This is pretty self explanatory but if you have any doubts be sure to check out the YouTube and Stocks icons.

via Gizmodo via Digg

Hottest Girls was the first porn app to make it into Apple’s App Store this morning before becoming unavailalbe only a few hours later. Hottest Girls is described in the App Store as being “2200+ Topless, Sexy Babes and Nude Models” and the 2200+ plus ladies were on sale for $1.99.

The developer is claiming that he asked Apple to mark Hottest Girls as sold out because the images are loaded from his own servers and he was concerned that the popularity of the app could crash his servers. He’s supposedly working feverishly to resolve this situation so that he can start selling his app again.

It could all be bullshit but the iPhone 3.0 software update does include parental controls which Apple wanted in place before they would allow adult content into the App Store. The porn industry isn’t one to rest on it’s laurels so this chucklehead better get this shit figured out and start making some coin before he’s no longer the only porn app in town.

Developer’s Site via PC World