I think the moral of this prank is that if you are an average Joe Schmoe walking down the street don’t dick around with any construction equipment. These nice folks are trying to lift this painter up but no matter which way the pull the lever he just keeps going down.

Recently leaked video of Bill O’Reilly (current super conservative host of The O’Reilly Factor) freaking out on his old Inside Edition job. It is pure gold, especially if you have seen his show ever. I mean, wow.

“We will do it LIVE….F$%K IT”

And fortunately our friends at Double Viking have posted Stephen Colbert’s response to the Papa Bear O’Reilly’s Freakout….

Sue Simmons isn’t going to be able to blame this one on the teleprompter like Bill O’Reilly or Ron Burgundy. Sue was trying to do a live promo for the 11 o’clock news and the guy running the video machine switched clips before Sue was done with her teaser. Sue doesn’t stand for that kind of bush league video work and she let everyone watching the broadcast know about it.

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Check out this local newscast that tries to get some footage at Puppy Paradise. Apparently the dogs missed the memo that this was a family news broadcast and they should save the humping for later. I don’t know if Don Harman doesn’t have Animal Planet or the Discovery channel but he loses his shit when they cut back to him for the weather. I don’t know if I have ever seen somebody laugh so hard about a couple of dogs getting freaky.

Feast your eyes on what has got to be one of the most elaborate beer pong tables every constructed. It has 600 LEDs that flash to the beat of the music and automatic ball washers for fucks sake.

I will bet anyone $20 that somebody dipped their ball sack into one of those swirling ball washers. How else are you going to test if the current is strong enough to actually clean the ping pong balls?

Jump to the 2:30 mark to skip the builders montage and get right to the action.

When you live in a country with roughly 13 million CCTV cameras an available camera is never that far away. A U.K. band called The Get Out Clause couldn’t afford a proper camera crew to make a music video so they travelled to over 80 locations around Manchester and played for the CCTV cameras. Once they were done they sent Freedom of Information Act requests to all of the companies running the cameras. They ran into a number of companies that claimed they had “deleted” the footage but they were still able to get video from about 20 different locations which was enough to make their video.

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This might be the most terrified I’ve ever seen anyone in a scare prank. The lady who takes a digger in the tub was good, but this woman has all of the classic traits of a good scare: good preparation for the scream, continued scream, and trying to get away terribly.

When you have a show called Dirty Jobs it goes without saying that you are probably going to end up getting dirty. If you plan on rolling back to your motel room still dirty it is probably a good idea to cover your dirty ass tracks before the maid sees them.

Mike made the rookie mistake of leaving dirty boot prints all the way to his door and then he isn’t even bright enough close the curtains before the maid catches him laying all over the white sheets.

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I’m pretty sure this is the same lady who was smashing Foster’s cans with her huge boobs. There’s no way there are two different women who throw their tits around like that.

I don’t think motorcycle burnouts are all that cool in general, but this one kicks ass! I’ve never before seen someone superman their bike during a burnout. This genius pulls it off flawlessly.

For all you fans out there of Anchorman (and let’s be honest, you are definitely our target demographic), we have some good news. Looks like Will Ferrell, Adam McKay (the director), and everybody else, have signed on for a sequel! The bad news? You’re gonna have to wait a while. Maybe even 2 years. But everyone is definitely in.

Oh well, small price to pay for a new Anchorman, right? I leave you with my favorite sequence from the original movie.

That’s right folks, get excited for ANOTHER election day! Just like all the others, today’s is the most important of them all. That’s right, the national powerhouses known as Indiana and North Carolina are holding their primaries - 187 delegates are at stake. You may have thought that America’s biggest fan Reverend Wright would have done in Obama by now, or you might have assumed the mathematical impossibility of Hillary winning would have sent her packing. But no, we get more! At least it gives Stewart and Colbert plenty of material. Let’s review the possible outcomes:

Hillary Wins Them Both: They split the delegates close enough to 50/50 to not make a difference due the the Democrats proportional system

Barack Wins Them Both: They split the delegates close enough to 50/50 to not make a difference due the the Democrats proportional system

Barack and Hillary Each Win One: They split the delegates close enough to 50/50 to not make a difference due the the Democrats proportional system

Wow, I am sensing a trend. Maybe someone should step in and tell these people to stop spending $20mm a month. Of course, if that happened we wouldn’t get these awesome videos of Hillary downing a shot of whiskey and double fisting amongst the common folk and Barack playing hoops in my dad’s sweatpants.

During my morning work break - you know, those 15 minutes you take to search through your favorite sports/celebrity/gossip/video/porn sites before hunkering down on the job until lunch - I came across two videos, both of which involved drunks falling down.

First, a classic with a drunk twist, involves a guy attempting to get on a treadmill while it’s moving at a Kenyan running speed. The best part about this is that the guy knows he’s about to eat shit, even with his hands prepared to brace for the fall, it doesn’t end well.

Second, a drunk walks out on to a bridge. Cops try to talk him out of jumping/falling off the bridge, and to hold on until the firetruck arrives to save him. The fire truck gets there about 0.43 seconds too late.

This guy thought he could walk 10 feet after getting tased. Wrong.

Some people like to put their jeans on one leg at a time but others like to put them on two legs at a time and add a back flip in just to score a few extra bonus points.

I really hope these guys are wearing a cup under their boxers because one misjudgment on the inseam and they are going to be in a world of hurt. Especially the guy that jumps off the swing and into the jeans. He is going into those things hot.

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Guy Back Flips Into His Jeans