With my day off today, I decided to enjoy the 80 degree weather and go out for a nice little round of golf. Of course, my golf bag was packed with beer to help me through 18 holes when my game goes to shit. But if I can have one drive as nice as this girl’s shot, it’s going to be a fantastic day!

Sure “In private browsing” or as I like to call it “porn mode” is handy but why is this lady snooping through the dudes browsing history to begin with? It’s a simple rule, “Stay out of the browsing history and you won’t accidentally see a site that will make you puke.”

It’s funny but not funny enough to get me to switch from Firefox which coincidentally just released version 3.5 which has it’s own “porn mode.”

The majority of the TastyBooze staff will be enjoying the 4th of July atop a deck overlooking Seattle’s Lake Union, the perfect location for the annual fireworks demonstration over Gas Works Park. Earlier this week, some douche tried to sue the city of Seattle to cancel the fireworks show because of environmental reasons. I don’t really know the history of the fireworks show, but I know it has been going on as long as I can remember, so, why now? Well, it doesn’t matter. Luckily, we have Stephen Colbert on our side and coming to our defense, so we can enjoy our Independence with shit exploding in the sky in cool formations.

During these hard economic times, people are more likely to cut back on their unnecessary spending and in regards to relationships, giving “Love Coupons” instead of actual presents. Be careful of what you’re writing these I.O.U.s for, as they might come back and bite you in the ass (literally).

I’m going to be honest, I kind of want to try this stuff. It’s never made sense to me that we only use dry toilet paper to clean our asses. It makes no fucking sense. We are supposed to be the greatest country in the world and yet we are constantly trying to clean peanut butter out of shag carpet with a dry paper towel. It’s just fucking ludicrous

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Without fail, if a television reporter is setting up for a live shot, there are going to be people around who start gathering and try to get their mugs on camera. If you’re in Las Vegas, there’s a pretty good chance that the people getting all up in your live shot are going to be drunk. Even when the story is on Michael Jackson’s death, they still have no respect. I would love to see what happened when they cut away.

I’ll be honest I don’t really follow the Black Eyed Peas or their music videos so when I came across this video I had to actually find the original Black Eyed Peas video on YouTube. Frankly, I think “Big Old Pubes” is better than the original.

Now that Jay-Z has declared auto-tune dead someone is going to have to step up and fill T-Pain’s shoes with a new summer anthem.

Flynt Flossy and Whatchyamacallit are ready to do just that with their hot new track “Stretchy Pants.” Seriously, give it about two weeks and this song is going to blasting at all the hot clubs from Las Vegas to Miami.

Southwest Airlines is starting to get out of control during this economic slowdown.  Whether you like it or not, you are heading out of town upon request.

Nothing sparks backyard party/BBQ like someone attempting to chug a beer, then getting hit in the head with a pan and pushed to the ground. Now this guy is going to wake up in the morning with a headache for two reasons.

Another video with no context, except that it involves a drunk girl smacking her face on a dresser. Upon further investigation, I think she’s trying to dance or do some kind of cheerleading move. Unfortunately, she’s wearing slippers on a hardwood floor, and without any traction, ends up fighting a losing battle with the dresser.

This is some pretty impressive art work and is much more creative compared to just drawing penises on people with a Sharpie. An added bonus is that these people will wake up smelling minty fresh, not their mouths, just in general.

We don’t post a lot of music videos here but this is one that I definitely think deserves it. I love the fact that Jay-Z arguably the greatest rapper ever, a man that could have walked away with his millions and no shame, is coming back on the attack at the synthesizer/auto-tune rappers that seem to be ruling the charts today.

This is just fucking ridiculous. If this guy is wondering why his pecker hasn’t come in contact with a vagina for the last four years (or ever) he needs to look no further than this bed. He’d be better off just paying some guy to punch him in the face and call him “Sally” every morning.