I don’t know if I want to commend this kid for a kick ass prank or if I want to punch him in the face for wasting so much beer.

Back in October of 2006 the then 13-year-old German teenager broke into a Düsseldorf arena and opened three beer taps in the VIP seating area. About 1,400 liters (369.84 gallons) of beer seeped through several levels of the stadium, through a conference room and finally ended up in the parking garage. One stadium official said that the beer stench was so overwhelming they couldn’t used the beer-soaked conference room for over a year. The two beer bandits were easily apprehended thanks to crystal clear surveillance footage.

I think in the end I would have to punch this kid in the face. I mean it’s a funny prank and all but next time turn on the bathroom sinks and waste water instead of precious beer.

Original Story: The Local

The Euro 2008 Tournament is currently underway and even though this post isn’t along the same lines as the other Germany Is Ridiculous posts, I believe it is still worth posting. Don’t forget, free beer for life is also on the line in the tournament. We all know that Germany likes their soccer, their beer and their women. So in honor of the Euro 2008 Tournament, here’s a couple photos from the event that include all three (although you can’t see the beer, trust me drinking was involved).

Two German air force sergeants were suspended recently for doing some business on the side of their military careers. And what was this unacceptable business venture? Nothing more than selling sausages based on an old family recipe. What’s the problem there, right? Oh yeah, the recipe required human blood.

Seems that they started off using their own blood, but they were so damn successful, eventually they couldn’t keep up. So they started asking their friends and colleagues for a few pints, and it was all downhill from there. Nice move, boys.

I’m reminded of a great scene from Groundhog Day:

Rita: I think it’s a nice story. He comes out, and he looks around. He wrinkles up his little nose. He sees his shadow or he doesn’t see it. It’s nice. People like it.

Phil: You are new, aren’t you? People like blood sausage too. People are morons.

Rita: Nice attitude.

Read the original story at the Daily Telegraph.