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Girl Drives Golf Ball Into Bud Light Bottle

July 3rd, 2009by Baba Ganoush · 1 Comment

With my day off today, I decided to enjoy the 80 degree weather and go out for a nice little round of golf. Of course, my golf bag was packed with beer to help me through 18 holes when my game goes to shit. But if I can have one drive as nice as this girl’s shot, it’s going to be a fantastic day!

Tags: Beer · Golf · Hot Chicks · Sports · Videos

When Love Coupons Backfire

July 2nd, 2009by Baba Ganoush · 1 Comment

During these hard economic times, people are more likely to cut back on their unnecessary spending and in regards to relationships, giving “Love Coupons” instead of actual presents. Be careful of what you’re writing these I.O.U.s for, as they might come back and bite you in the ass (literally).

Tags: Hot Chicks · Humor · Sex · Videos

Who Is Hotter? - Canada Day Edition

July 1st, 2009by Mitch Martin · 4 Comments

Today is the day that Canada celebrates it’s birthday. On July 1st 1867 the British North America Act of 1867 was enacted which brought Canada together as a single country of four provinces. So what better way to celebrate their national holiday than by pulling together four of the hottest woman Canada has produced and seeing who is the hottest. I’m not going to run through names because by now you should all recognize these ladies and if you don’t A) check your manhood and B) their names are in the poll below.

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Who Is Hotter?

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“Chug This Beer While I Hit You With A Pan”

June 30th, 2009by Baba Ganoush · 4 Comments

Nothing sparks backyard party/BBQ like someone attempting to chug a beer, then getting hit in the head with a pan and pushed to the ground. Now this guy is going to wake up in the morning with a headache for two reasons.

Tags: Beer · Booze · Hot Chicks · Humor · Idiots · Videos · youtube

Who Is Hotter? - Unique Name Edition Winner

June 30th, 2009by Mitch Martin · 1 Comment

I really didn’t know which way this one was going to go. I thought Aahoo Shahi had the abs that would take the contest but Moon Bloodgood had the cooler name. I should have realized from the beginning that while a cool name will get you far with Tasty Booze readers, abs like the ones on Aahoo will get you farther.

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Rounding Third, Heading To The Strip Club

June 29th, 2009by Baba Ganoush · 1 Comment

safeco field Rounding Third, Heading To The Strip ClubBaseball fans in Seattle will soon have the opportunity to drown their sorrows with a lap dance after a Mariner’s loss. A judge recently approved Deja Vu’s application to open a strip club just 400 feet south of the main home-plate entrance to the Mariner’s home of Safeco Field. Unfortunately, due to Seattle liquor laws, there will be no alcohol served at the establishment, forcing patrons to get drunk before entering ($8 beers, anyone?).

If Richie Sexson was still on the Mariners I could definitely see him frequenting the strip club between innings. He couldn’t get his batting average up, but at least he could get something else up. Of course, both the City of Seattle and Seattle Mariners were opposed to the strip club so close to the stadium, as I’m sure this will soon become the favorite hangout spot for players post-game. Which means less business for Cowgirls, Inc., the closest thing to a brothel strip club in the vicinity. Foul balls is going to take on a whole new meaning!

Original Story: The Seattle Times

Tags: Baseball · Beer · Hot Chicks · Stories · Strippers

Jemimah Goosen - Monday Morning Pick Me Up

June 29th, 2009by Mitch Martin · 2 Comments

For the first time in a long time I’m feeling sore on a Monday morning not from the booze but from actual exercise. The fiancee and I ran in the inaugural Rock And Roll Marathon in Seattle on Saturday. It was my first half marathon and as TJ Lavin would say we, “Killed it.” We managed to beat our goal time of 2 hours with a 1:58:27. Not fucking shabby. Enough with my bullshit, for those of you that are feeling sore from the piss enjoy these photos of Jemimah.

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Tags: Hot Chicks · Humor · Pictures

First Porn App Is Up… Down… Maybe Back Soon

June 25th, 2009by Mitch Martin · 1 Comment

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Hottest Girls was the first porn app to make it into Apple’s App Store this morning before becoming unavailalbe only a few hours later. Hottest Girls is described in the App Store as being “2200+ Topless, Sexy Babes and Nude Models” and the 2200+ plus ladies were on sale for $1.99.

The developer is claiming that he asked Apple to mark Hottest Girls as sold out because the images are loaded from his own servers and he was concerned that the popularity of the app could crash his servers. He’s supposedly working feverishly to resolve this situation so that he can start selling his app again.

It could all be bullshit but the iPhone 3.0 software update does include parental controls which Apple wanted in place before they would allow adult content into the App Store. The porn industry isn’t one to rest on it’s laurels so this chucklehead better get this shit figured out and start making some coin before he’s no longer the only porn app in town.

Developer’s Site via PC World

Tags: Apple · Gadgets · Hot Chicks · IPod · Pictures · Stories · iphone

Thank You Katy Perry and Twitter

June 25th, 2009by Baba Ganoush · 1 Comment

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Without them, we wouldn’t have this alleged picture of Katy Perry eating pizza in the bathtub. Well, obviously there’s a third person we need to thank, whoever is taking this photograph, and whoever that person is, I want to kick the shit out of them and take their place.

Also, pizza in the tub? Really? I mean I’ve been known to enjoy a cold beer while I bath before, but a full meal? I guess you should do whatever makes you happy.

Original Post: Celebslam and Katy Perry’s Twatter Twitter

Tags: Hot Chicks · Pictures · Stories · celebrity

Who Is Hotter? - Unique Name Edition

June 24th, 2009by Mitch Martin · 1 Comment

This week it’s a crazy name face off. On the left we have Aahoo (Sarah) Shahi who is the directed descendant of a 19th century Iranian king. In Persian her given first name, Aahoo, translates as “gazelle”. On the right we have Moon Bloodgood. I don’t know if her name translates to anything but it sounds badass.

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Who Is Hotter?

  • Aahoo (Sarah) Shahi (56.0%, 254 Votes)
  • Moon Bloodgood (44.0%, 200 Votes)

Total Voters: 454

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Audrina Patridge’s Carl’s Jr. Commercial

June 23rd, 2009by Baba Ganoush · 3 Comments

With “The Hills” off the air for the summer, its stars need to start finding another source of income. Well, Audrina Patridge has decided to use her body to get paid…unfortunately, she is not doing porn. Instead, she’s gone the Paris Hilton route and is starring in a new commercial for the Carl’s Jr. Teriyaki Burger. I would imagine that this is her favorite burger as it’s probably the first and last burger she has ever eaten.

Tags: Commercials · Hot Chicks · Videos · celebrity

Who Is Hotter? - Public Enemies Edition Winner

June 23rd, 2009by Mitch Martin · No Comments

I can’t say that I’m surprised that Marion Cotillard pulled out this win but when I posted the poll last week I really didn’t know which way it was going to go. Marion Cotillard, the French born actress, managed to pull out the win with only 42% of the overall vote. In 2008 Marion won an Oscar for best performance for an actress in a leading role for the 2007 film La môme.

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Tags: Contest · Hot Chicks · Movies · Pictures · celebrity

Shay Laren - Monday Morning Pick Me Up

June 22nd, 2009by Mitch Martin · 3 Comments

I’ve somehow managed to dodge my usual two day hangover after spending all day Saturday sipping beers in a bar. It was the annual solstice parade in Fremont which means all the crazies get naked and ride their bikes down the street. I missed the actual naked bike ride this year but I didn’t miss the chick that spent the entire day hanging out in the bar in short-shorts and pasties.

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Women In Bras On A Rollercoaster

June 19th, 2009by J Diggles · 1 Comment

Yes it makes absolutely no sense.  But I promise you won’t turn away.


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Who Is Hotter? - Public Enemies Edition

June 17th, 2009by Mitch Martin · 2 Comments

The new Johnny Depp and Christian Bale vehicle Public Enemies is set to drop in just a couple of weeks and there are a few leading ladies lending their talents to the film. On the left we have Leelee Sobieski who has appeared in several films including 88 Minutes and In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. In the middle we have Emilie de Ravin who was #47 on Maxim’s hot 100 list in 2005 and has appeared in several episodes of Lost. Finally on the far right we have Marion Cotillard a french born actress who has won an Oscar for a french film that you’ve probably never heard of before.

I’m not sure exactly how this one is going to play out. I’m interested to see where it goes.

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Who Is Hotter?

  • Marion Cotillard (42.0%, 279 Votes)
  • Leelee Sobieski (34.0%, 230 Votes)
  • Emilie de Ravin (24.0%, 161 Votes)

Total Voters: 670

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