This is a bastard cheap shot from a guy who by all standards is most likely a huge dipshit. Don’t you remember the guys in the marching band at college? I do. They were all tools. Especially that f–king tuba player. Think twice before you cross one of these guys though. They use their instruments like samurai swords.

The city of Seattle is pulling out all the stops to keep their NBA franchise, the Sonics. We’re currently bracing for a long and drawn out court proceeding that will decide the fate of the team: either staying in Seattle against David Stern and the NBA’s wishes, or ending up in Oklahoma City with Clay “Dickhead” Bennett. Yesterday’s Seattle Times article breaks down the whole situation nicely.

It might be too late though, as people are starting to jump ship to support their Northwest neighbors, the Portland Trailblazers. The team has a number of connections to Seattle - the Trailblazers’ owner is Paul Allen the owner of the Seattle Seahawks, the roster includes University of Washington grad and Seattle native Brandon Roy, as well as another local high school star Martell Webster.

Here’s another reason, not related to Seattle, the Blazers just confirmed that they’ll be importing Spanish sensation Rudy Fernandez to the roster next season. At first I didn’t care. But our friend at Enjoy The Enjoyment was nice enough to post this video:

Sure the soundtrack of “Smooth Criminal” helps, but Rudy is Filthy McNasty. Athletic, creates his own shot, can play D, fast, hops…total package. The Blazers are back!

Original Story: Enjoy The Enjoyment

After a crushing 10-point loss last night in the great state of Pennsylvania, Barack Obama has decided to go another direction with his campaign.   Seeking the 18-22 frat boy vote, Abercrombie & Fitch is now apparently sponsoring him (see the most prominently displayed 3 dudes in the pic).  He may not win with this group, but at least he will learn how to beer bong and make disparaging remarks about Hillary Clinton being a MILF.  Good luck with that!  And props to CO-ED Magazine for their original post.  I saw this live last night during his concession speech, but was too busy making fun of Wolf Blitzer to post it.

Take a guess at who comes in #3 on this list. Seriously take a wild guess. The Washington Huskies. The #3 most overrated team in preseason polls for the last decade. God I hate the Huskies.

On the flip side guess who was the #1 most underrated preseason team in the last decade. The Washington State Cougars! That is goddamn right! A buddy sent me a link to the this article the other day but I didn’t have a chance to check it out until this morning. I am glad I waited because it really just made me Wednesday. In fact it might have made the rest of my week.

GO COUGS!!!!!

Original Story: ESPN.com

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Only the University of Washington Huskies would try to pull some bullshit like this. I don’t think there is a bigger group of charlatans in all of collegiate sports.

First they invented the “Northwest Championship” title back in ‘02 to feel better about their shit season and now they are claiming that a 47 year old National Championship actually belongs to them despite the fact a different team was voted #1.

When discussing this with Hank he had this to say about the Huskies logic “That’s like getting a handjob on prom and then telling everyone you lost your virginity at 17 because you busted a nut.”

UW decides to elevate ‘forgotten’ football team alongside 1991 national champions