I think everyone saw this coming except for the guy doing it. You can tell that he’s actually waiting for the cameraman to record this poor attempt at freestyle walking. The cameraman probably knows it’s going to go so wrong, and he was right, it couldn’t have ended any better.

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Made by yours truly, Mr. Wonka…cross your fingers it makes it to failblog! I found this the other day and I couldn’t believe that no one had contradicted this answer. It was the only answer!

I guess Wikipedia and its ilk only work on popular topics…

I really hope this woman is drunk. If not…god help her, she might just be insane. Watch through to the end for her ridiculous creative camerawork and some batshit-crazy text…

This is today’s WTF!?! I can understand “going green” and wanting to save the planet, but for all of you people out there who believe that trees have souls, well, I just feel sorry for you. The most disturbing part of the whole thing? I bet this troop is making their way to Seattle for an encore cry/wail.

This one has been around quite a bit lately, but I had to post it. This looks like it would be a ton of fun (on a straight road). Too bad the driver was trying to give him a tough ride.

Seriously? What in the hell was this guy thinking when he made that bet? That’s almost as bad as Kyle agreeing to suck Cartman’s balls if they could find a leprechaun. I’ve been hit in the legs and arms by paintballs and those bitches hurt! I wish the video was longer so we could see what happened to that guy.

Trust me. I know a few things about nut shots after working for Tasty Booze for the last year and a half, so listen to me when I say, this one is worth watching to the end. This kid is definitely deserving of a Darwin Award nomination, and it’s safe to say, his nuts are out of commission.

This is a bastard cheap shot from a guy who by all standards is most likely a huge dipshit. Don’t you remember the guys in the marching band at college? I do. They were all tools. Especially that f–king tuba player. Think twice before you cross one of these guys though. They use their instruments like samurai swords.

Two 10-year old white kids preparing to rap battle. You might think that would be enough to make this go all wrong. But no, it turns out there is plenty more awful to be had. Believe me. Thanks Holy Taco.
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Since the Microsoft buyout talk began, it has been chaos…..

“A man whose shirt proclaims him as the “World’s Greatest Dad” has been arrested on charges he tried to use the Internet to arrange a sexual encounter with a minor.”

In the past we have shown you unfortunate t-shirt selections on mug shot day (Yes and Yes). But this might just take the cake. This man met what he thought was a 14-year old girl in a chat room….proceeded to have sexually explicit conversations….set up a meeting for sex….AND assuming he was going to meet this young lady, he purposely put on the “World’s Greatest Dad” shirt. What an ultimate douche.

I guess we should have known he wasn’t REALLY the world’s greatest dad when he chose the WWE t-shirt.

Source: WXYZ News

These dipshits and their license plates continue to baffle me. Not only that they are dumb enough to request them, but the fact that the DMV is dumb enough to let them be made. First it was Ana with her Lexus and then some ass clown begging for a DUI decided to roll around town with BEER on his plate. Now we have this guy, the “BIG GIZ”. Is he trying to convey that he is really into gizmos and gadgets? This didn’t raise a red flag with the owner, the DMV, maybe a significant other? Not one person realized this was a bad idea?

Maybe I am attacking this from the wrong angle. Maybe this guy got exactly what he wanted. Maybe he blows a big load and he just wanted to let the world know about his gift. Maybe the “G” was the stroke of genius that allowed this plate to slide past the folks at the DMV and complete his master plan. If that’s the case then my hat is off to you good sir, bravo!

Flaming shots are great visuals, but drinking them and just serving them can be dangerous. In fact, many bars and clubs have stopped serving them altogether due to the fire hazard. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that lighting fires around a shit ton of alcohol is never a good idea. Well, if the bars/clubs won’t do it, why not try it at home…nothing bad is going to happen…right… (Headphones recommended).

There are definitely worse chick repeller tattoos, but these Web and Computer-centric ones can’t really be helping you with the ladies, can they? These are only slightly better than branding yourself with the Lacoste logo on your chest.

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I’ve seen plenty of bottle rocket dumbasses in my time, but this is the first numbnuts I’ve seen who actually sticks the thing in his asshole. Serious? Everyone else I’ve seen do the bottle rocket in the ass trick usually sticks it in his ass crack, not the actual anus. Oh well, his pain is our gain…