The new season of the funniest show on television, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, starts Sept. 18th, and the gang have given us the following hilarious video to tide us over.

Look out for the sexy cameo by Margaret McPoyle, the girl so hot, her eyebrows are fighting over her face (be sure to remember this is all done through the magic of television, in reality the actress who portrays her, Thesy Surface, is pretty darn cute!)!

Many give credit to RZA as being the production brains behind the Wu-Tang’s success, he’s produced many of the clan’s solo projects and now has higher aspirations to move to the silver screen (read: movies). According to Ain’t It Cool News, the RZA is going to make his writing-directing debut with a film called “The Man With The Iron Fist.” With the infatuation of kung-fu, it’s no surprise that RZA is going to tackle this genre. And you know it’s going to be effing awesome!

The RZA or Bobby Digital - his Wu-Tang alter ego - was rumored to be working on an upcoming movie based on his other persona, and even some recent videos on YouTube suggest he’s working on something. In the meantime, you can enjoy the RZA’s recently released single “You Can’t Stop Me Now”:

Yup, it was only a couple of days ago that it officially became summer. Surprisingly, up here in the great Pacific Northwest, the weather is actually looking and feeling like summer too!

To mark the start of the new season, Gizmodo put together the 10 Gadgets for Air Conditioned Summer Survival. The list includes stuff like an air conditioned bed, special ice cream scooper, ice sauna and big wave trampoline.

However, my favorite on the list is the USB Air Conditioned Shirt. This will come in perfect for the working man who has a window that gets blasted by the afternoon sun. Just plug this bad boy into your computer’s USB drive and enjoy the cool breeze as the rest of the office bakes! Only two drawbacks: First, the $169 price tag is a bit steep for a work shirt, and second, the shirt only comes in a short sleeve variety. Apparently that’s because it’s made in Japan and they are targeting people like Dwight Schrute.

Now I just need to find a USB battery pack and take this thing out to the bars and clubs to keep me from pitting out! Those places get hot as balls!

Original post: Gizmodo

The excitement of Memorial Day Weekend must have trumped this story, as it totally missed my radar at the end of May. Luckily, I was catching up on my search for Asian lesbian porn and happened upon this story today from CNN Asia.

A 58-year-old homeless woman was found living in the closet of a man in Japan, she had apparently been living undetected in the house for about a year. The man became suspicious when he realized food came up missing from his house, so he installed cameras throughout his home that would send photos to his cell phone to monitor. Busted! Although the man did give the woman props for being “neat and clean” during her stay.

As a precaution, I’m planning on doing a thorough once-over at my condo tonight; looks like the roommate drink-off followed by the $1 wells at the Dubliner are going to have to wait!

Original story: CNN.com/Asia

Lucky Palm sounds like the name of some kind of jerk-off apparatus for dudes sick of their own hand but amazingly this Lucky Palm is geared towards the ladies. The thing looks like it is equipped with five thumbs. Maybe the Japanese know something I don’t know about the art of breast massage that I don’t. Maybe I need to try more thumb action. I am really kind of baffled by the Lucky Palm. Is this for a guy to use on his lady or is it for a lonely lady who doesn’t have a guy to give your boob massage?

Forget the Lucky Palm where do you get that booby pillow? That thing has got to be for the ultimate boob guy. He doesn’t want to screw around with the rest of the sex doll. Just give him the section he is interested in, he doesn’t need all the bells and whistles like fake legs and a fake head. I guess if I could read Japanese I could probably find one on this site that is selling the Lucky Palm.

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Serena Kozakura a Japanese pin-up/bikini model was convicted of kicking a hole in the door to a man’s apartment and crawling through the hole because he was shacking up with another lady. Serena claimed that the man made the hole himself. During the appeal her lawyer busted out the big boob defense. The lawyer argued that there was no way Serena could squeeze her 44 inch bust through the hole in the man’s door. Judge Kunio Harada of the Tokyo High Court agreed and threw out the guilty verdict.

Is the first time the big boob defense has been used to successfully win a case? Can someone with LexisNexis look this up? Why didn’t the lawyers use this little slice of genius the first time around? I wish they would have brought the door into the court room and asked Serena to demonstrate how she couldn’t fit through the hole. I tried to find a better picture of the case winning boobs but Google Image search came up with nothing which was a little bit of a bummer. How am I supposed to judge the merits of this defense myself if I can’t get a good idea of the boobs we are talking about?

UPDATE: Thanks to Mr. Rappaport for sending in the picture below. She would have needed to make a big ass hole to get through the door.

Original Story: Yahoo News

Men, do you ever get the urge to see if you can pull off dressing up like a high school girl? No? Right answer.

Well, the 39-year old Tetsunori Nanpei, for whatever reason, felt the need to dress up in a school girl’s uniform and wig before taking a nice leisurely afternoon walk last week near a high school in a suburb north of Tokyo.

Apparently Mr. Nanpei was not a master of disguise, as students quickly noticed the man/woman as being out of place and started to scream. Obviously not taking the hint, he felt a good cover would be to run into the school grounds and hopefully blend in with the students. Of course, the screaming continued - Nanpei fled the scene, losing his wig and finally being caught by police.

We have Halloween for a reason, Mr. Nanpei, it’s not cool to just dress up like a woman whenever you please, unless this was your own personal Crying Game.

Original Story: Reuters.

I can’t figure out what a young girl’s crotch and a perv trying to sneak-a-peek have anything to do with running shoes. Is someone going to go to Foot Locker and think to themselves, “Shit, which commercial had the chick in the short shorts flashing her crotch? Hmmmmm, oh yeah it was Asics! I will take two pairs.”

Leave it to the Japanese to make eating marshmallows hilarious. I kind of want to try that now.

I originally posted a link to this one last January, but I figured it’s good enough that it deserves to be shown on the front page again.

It’s been so long since I’ve seen this show that I completely forgot how funny it is. Here are some of the Most Extreme Eliminations from MXC.

Funny videos

This is just your standard Japanese game show. What’s standard about it is that it’s fucking crazy and you’d never see anything like it in the U.S. (I’d imagine). Standard Rock, Paper, Scissors (I think), but the winner gets to pick up a bucket of wax frosting which solidifies on impact. The loser has a little umbrella he can use to ward off the wax, but little time to get the bugger up. Good stuff.

Nope that isn’t a typo and it isn’t a photoshop job. However this isn’t something you are going to pack in your lunch in the morning unless you plan on spending your break in the office bathroom.

The peel off lid really throws down the gauntlet. The label, in first-person prose, extols the virtues of this “Onna Hole” and challenges the user to last more than 3 minutes when using it

Cup Nude can be found at your local crazy ass Japanese “adult toy” store for about $7. The cup is filled with some kind of pink fleshy looking substance with a convient hole right down the center. Instead of the standard flavor pack you will find a package of “Gently Acid Lotion” which I think is just lube. This isn’t something you are going to pack in your lunch in the morning unless you plan on spending your break in the office bathroom. Click the link for a shot of the fleshy inside.

Original Post: An Eternal Thought in the Mind of Godzilla

Just when I thought I had seen everything the internet had to offer I come across a mind bottling story like this.

Lurking underground in the heart of Tokyo’s trendy Roppongi is a true heart of darkness - a members-only club that combines forbidden sex practices with the art of fine dining. The gist of it is, members pay a hefty fee at the door to be allowed to… have sex with the animal of their choice - which is subsequently killed, cooked and served to the violator and his party for dinner!

Anyway, patrons pay up to 800,000 yen (around $7000) for the entire experience and must have an income of 20 million yen (about $175,000) to even get that far.

What kind of animals are we talking here? Just your standard variety of chickens, dogs, pigs and goats. That $7000 you dropped at the door even allows you to choose the sex of the animal you will be violating.

Is PETA not an international organization? How are they not all over this? I don’t care what kind of amazing chicken recipes they have got why would you want to eat a chicken your buddy just got done humping? How does it even work? Do you sit and enjoy a couple of cocktails at the bar while your pal is taking care of business?

Original Post: InventorSpot

I can’t believe this is real. How can the culture that gave us ninjas and samurai swords be this pathetic during a classic baseball brawl?