If someone goes into their house and/or another room in the middle of an argument and you are not armed…get the fuck out of there.
This goes double if you live in the great state Florida.
If someone goes into their house and/or another room in the middle of an argument and you are not armed…get the fuck out of there.
This goes double if you live in the great state Florida.
Never go with a hippie to a second location.

Sure it sounds like fun when you have a healthy buzz but it never turns out well.
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If your dick is in one hand there is absolutely no reason your cell phone should be in your other hand. A stunt like this is how your cell phone ends up at the bottom of a toilet bowl. Trust me, I learned this one the hard way.
Yeah, Yeah I know about porn on the phone. If you are going to go through the hassle of trying to use the small screen and slow data speeds just do yourself a favor and fire up your laptop.