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Mitch Martin Life Rule #17

February 8th, 2008by Mitch Martin · No Comments

If someone goes into their house and/or another room in the middle of an argument and you are not armed…get the fuck out of there.

This goes double if you live in the great state Florida.

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Mitch Martin Life Rule #13

February 1st, 2008by Mitch Martin · 1 Comment

Never go with a hippie to a second location.

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Sure it sounds like fun when you have a healthy buzz but it never turns out well.

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Mitch Martin Life Rule #12

January 25th, 2008by Mitch Martin · 2 Comments

If your dick is in one hand there is absolutely no reason your cell phone should be in your other hand. A stunt like this is how your cell phone ends up at the bottom of a toilet bowl. Trust me, I learned this one the hard way.

Yeah, Yeah I know about porn on the phone. If you are going to go through the hassle of trying to use the small screen and slow data speeds just do yourself a favor and fire up your laptop.

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