Any day that you can leave work at 1pm and go see a major league baseball game in box seats is a good day.  That is what I did yesterday.  And today….a literal pile of things to do on my desk.  I always thought people just said that.  But there is an actual pile.

Good things come in red bikini’s…again (Pics)
Jodie Marsh has some decent features (PIcs)
Mailman making a new fashion statement (Fashion)
Things guys hate about sports (Sports)
The first WNBA brawl! (Sports)
Win XBOX game in this caption contest (Video Games)
Car crashes through diner (Video)

Make sure to check out today’s link to Co-Ed Magazine. After all the uproar over the The New Yorker Obama cover this month, Vanity Fair decided to poke fun at the problem and do the same thing for McCain. It’s hilarious. Look at it.

Weak Game - James Blunt knows how to party (Pics)
Cameltap - Hot German in FHM (Pics)
Double Viking - Danielle Lloyd has things (Pics)
Asylum - The Ronald McDonald chronicles (Food)
Holy Taco - Christian Bale fails (Celebrity)
Co-Ed Magazine - Vanity Fair spoofs New Yorker cover (News)
Afrojacks - The first annual brother/sister dance-off (Video)
The Bachelor Guy - The first day of racing school (Sports)

Co-Ed Magazine has some disturbing news for our core readers.  I won’t say anything more about it here, I am upset enough.  Fortunately, we have Puffy Combes and Jessica Simpson to laugh at, and some ladies to look at.

Bamkapow - Batman kills Spider-Man (Movies)
Weak Game - Jessica Simpson still sucks (Music)
Cameltap - Time for you to meet Tailor James (Pics)
Double Viking - Good things come in red bikinis (Pics)
Asylum - Don’t do this in a job interview (Video)
Holy Taco - P Diddy, still awesome (Video)
Co-Ed Magazine - Beer pong gives you herpes (Sports)

News on another Halo, excitement for the Margarito/Cotto fight this weekend, some random hot women, and a look at Jennifer Garner’s simply disturbing feet. Got to love Monday’s.

Bamkapow - Awesome Dark Knight t-shirt (Movies)
Weak Game - Another Halo on the way (Video Games)
Cameltap - Florinta Petroccielli is hot (Pics)
Double Viking - She should be more famous (Pics)
Asylum - Biggest fight of the summer this weekend (Sports)
Afrojacks - Naked men shouldn’t be on planes (News)
Holy Taco - Jennifer Garner is gross (Celebrity)
Co-Ed Magazine - Carolina Ardohain, yes please (Pics)
The Bachelor Guy - Summer drinks (Alcohol)

Double Viking is putting it out there. If you pitted all the Arnold Schwarsenegger characters against each other in a fight, who would win? Conan…Terminator…Commando…Predator guy. If only they had remembered to add what’s his name from Kindergarten Cop. He’d be the winner for sure.

Weak Game - Belly dancing girl (Video)
Cameltap - Gyulai Viktoria = wow (Pics)
Double Viking - Which Schwarzenegger is the toughest (Movies)
Asylum - Racy cheerleader pictures (Pics)
Afrojacks - The Karate Kid is still a pu$$y (Movies)
Holy Taco - Andy Dick is creepy (Celebrity)
Co-Ed Magazine - COED’s guide to the girls of summer (Girls)

It’s hump day, so I give you the ladies.  Don’t worry, you’ll get through it.

Weak Game - Sienna Miller topless (Pics)
Cameltap - Belgian’s are hot too (Pics)
Double Viking - Brooke Hogan in a bikini (Pics)
Asylum - The 10 weirdest foreign superheroes (List)
The Grumpiest - Kim Kardashian is still famous (Pics)
Holy Taco - The greatest office prank ever (Web)
Co-Ed Magazine - Most lucrative college majors (School)

350 Nike Air McFly’s were released last week. They arent quite as hot as the original, and look more like the Air Huarache. But at least they are trying.

Weak Game - Nike finally releases Air McFly’s (Shoes)
Cameltap - Kamilia Dupont topless with her guitar (Pics)
Double Viking - Eva Longoria bikini pics (Celebrity)
Asylum - 10 things you don’t say to tall women (List)
Afrojacks - Guido mating rituals (Video)
Holy Taco - Woman hit by lighting (Video)
Co-Ed Magazine - How to play darts (Sports)

Thank god it’s Friday….because I added that third drinking day into my schedule, and it wore me out. Be it wasn’t such a good idea after-all. Link Time!

Weak Game - Canseco and Madonna (Sports)
Cameltap - Selma Blair braless see-through (Pics)
Double Viking - Hotty’s on the beach (Pics)
Asylum - Underboob illegal in Vegas (News)
Holy Taco - Drunk referee time (Video)
The Bachelor Guy - Mix your own emergency grooming supplies (Men)

So you made it through hump day.  Congrats.  And on an extra sunny week at that.  You deserve an award.  How about boobs, cleavage, cleavage, and more?  Don’t say Tasty Booze never gave you anything.

Weak Game - Ronaldo’s girls boobs (Pics)
Cameltap - Jessica Simpson cleavage (Pics)
Double Viking - This cleavage is a real news anchor (Video)
Asylum - Unsexy moments in modern art (Art)
CO-ED Magazine - Kama Sutra calorie guide (Pics)
Holy Taco - If The Hills were a comic book (TV)
The Bachelor Guy - 10 Reasons to like $4 per gallon gas (List)

Mini-me porn is this year’s 2 Girls 1 Cup, and it ain’t going anywhere. So you might as well lay back and enjoy it while you can. Comments from the lady: “I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub,” she said. “Sadly it almost killed him.”

Weak Game - And still MORE on mini-me porn (Porn)
Cameltap - Naked chick tree (Pic)
Double Viking - Natalia Bush, I like you (Pics)
Asylum - Tips on drinking with co-workers (Alcohol)
CO-ED Magazine - Animal rights activists on the loose (News)
Holy Taco - Somaya Reece is a hotty (Pics)
The Bachelor Guy - Barbecue fit for a buccaneer (Food)

Sounds like Megan Fox may be calling off her engagement to Brian Austin Green.  As much as I love the former 90210er, there is no way the old man deserves the current hottest woman in my dreams.  Sorry bud, but its my turn.

Weak Game - This guy literally asked for it (Video)
Cameltap - Ana Ivanovic, the world’s hottest tennis player (Pics)
Double Viking - Marissa Miller is getting hotter (Pics)
Asylum - Running with the bulls hurts (Pics)
CO-ED Magazine - McCain: “I hate the bloggers.” (Video)
Holy Taco - Megan fox might be single (Celebrity)
The Grumpiest - Jennifer Lopez Big Ass Bikini Pictures (Pics)
The Bachelor Guy - Science will help you sleep (Gadget)

The major summer holiday has come and gone, and from what I remember it was a pretty fun one.  But now back to the real world and a lack of free 3-day weekends until labor day.  Here are today’s manly links.

Weak Game - Sesame Street is much dirtier than I remember (Video)
Cameltap - A Kerly Ruiz Bikini Moment (Pics)
Double Viking - Red, white and blue-balled (Pics)
Asylum - Man struck in head by lightning (news)
CO-ED Magazine - If Perez Hilton blogged about the 4th (Web)
Holy Taco - Pie chart breakdown of comments from 8 sites (Web)
Afrojacks - Son finds parents sex tape, with dogs (News)
The Bachelor Guy - Kitchen chemical warfare (Cleaning)

That kid from The Hills, Spencer Pratt, is almost outdouching his own douchey record these days.  Maybe I shouldn’t hate.  Maybe I should respect him for doing nothing and getting rich and famous (ok, I am sure he was already rich thanks to daddy).  But no, I would rather hate.  Here is his take on Entourage’s Kevin Connelly: “That guy is a joke…We were Entourage before Entourage…Why would anyone act when they can just play themselves?”

Weak Game - Spencer Pratt is a super douche (Douches)
Cameltap - More sexy Mariah Carey (Pics)
Double Viking - The best parades to meet women (List)
Asylum - Economic stimulus package helps porn (News)
CO-ED Magazine - Major League changes coming soon (Sports)
Holy Taco - A tribute to asses (Pics)
Hollywood Tuna - Jessica Jane Clement’s topless (Pics)
The Bachelor Guy - Cleaning chemicals that will destroy you (List)

Remember back in 2003 when the World Series of Poker first hit ESPN and a guy named Moneymaker won a cool mill at the main event?   Shortly thereafter, everyone and their mom was playing hold ‘em and you were a nobody if your group of friends didn’t have a weekly no limit tourney.  Good times.  Well, I guess they still play that tourney thing on TV.

Weak Game - World Series of Poker is back (Sports)
Cameltap - Ana Beatriz Baros in her underwear (Pics)
Double Viking - Mexican TV oil wrestling (Video)
Asylum - Boob punching (Video)
CO-ED Magazine - Oh god, it’s dude waxing (Celebrity)
Holy Taco - Jessica Biel starts her own blog (Celebrity)
The Grumpiest - Mariah Carey’s boobs are cool (Pics)
The Bachelor Guy - F bomb dropping driving instructor (Video)

Ronald McDonald just gets no respect - not with a dudes junk in his face.  Fortunately, that’s what makes it funny.  Plus Ronaldo’s hot ass girlfriend, your favorite drug addict celebrities, and the usual people doing dumb dumb things.

Weak Game - Man against sign (Video)
Cameltap - The best of Ronald McDonald (Pics)
Double Viking - Hot Russian models are cool (Pics)
Asylum - Police ruin brothel fun (News)
CO-ED Magazine - 100 celebrities busted for drugs (List)
Holy Taco - Laetitia Casta still looking good (Pics)
The Grumpiest - Don’t feel too bad For Cristiano Ronaldo (Pics)
Afrojacks - How not to do a flip (Videos)