Even though Microsoft has given Gates so much, and will probably continue to go about its ways by ruling the software industry with an iron fist, wouldn’t it be funny to see Gates go out with a nice “Fuck You” to his fellow Microsofties? I’m not talking about a debilitating software crisis like Y2K, but maybe just some small inconvenience virus. Just something that’s going to remind everyone who’s top dog. Like every time someone types “B” it auto-fills with “Bill” and “G” auto-fills with “Gates.” You gates the idea.
We will always remember, and thank, Gates for giving us the headache that is PowerPoint. I hate that damn program!
Check out Lupe Fiasco’s “Outty 5000” from the Revenge of the Nerds Mixtape.
But this year belongs to Lil Wayne. His album, Tha Carter III (read the TastyBooze review), sold more than 1 million copies in the first week and his next single featuring T-Pain, “Got Money,” is already getting tons of radio air play.
With no official video out yet, and considering our love of the Smurfs and Lil Wayne’s short stature, we thought this was a perfect pairing. TastyBooze now presents Papa Wayne featuring Smurf-Pain in “Got Money”:
It was really only a matter of time… I mean 50 Cent has put his name on a number of products, you might say selling out, including Vitamin Water, Reebok, a new body spray and Magic Stick Condoms. In other words, 50 Cent is not afraid to put his name on products that he supports.
Well, Taco Bell might have gone a little far with the rap mogul - I suggest developing a new bullet-proof variety of taco shell. Apparently the company put together a proposal for 50 to make an appearance at a Taco Bell store, rap his order, and change his name to 79 Cent, 89 Cent or 99 Cent - the prices of items on Taco Bell’s Value Menu.
The contract was leaked before 50 Cent’s people even got their hands on it and now 50 Cent is upset that the whole thing was a publicity stunt.
The price certain publications will pay for exclusive photo rights to celebrities’ babies has skyrocketed in recent years. In March, J-Lo and Marc Anthony reportedly raked in $6 million from People magazine for the first pics of their twins. Brad and Angelina already have pulled in over $7 million for their children, and now are expected to haul $10 million for their upcoming twin set.
If I got paid $6-10 million every time my lady and I had a baby, I would have more kids than a god damn polygamist. That’s all I’m sayin’.
Today marks Bill Gates’ last day as a full-time employee at Microsoft. The richest nerd around has been with the company for more than 30 years and is now changing his focus to the Bill Gates Foundation.
The price certain publications will pay for exclusive photo rights to celebrities’ babies has skyrocketed in recent years. In March, J-Lo and Marc Anthony reportedly raked in $6 million from People magazine for the first pics of their twins. Brad and Angelina already have pulled in over $7 million for their children, and now are expected to haul $10 million for their upcoming twin set.
