I had no idea but apparently some dude from America’s Hat (Canada) holds the world record for getting kicked in the nuts by a female. Apparently that didn’t sit well with Scottie K, a true patriot, and he decided to take it upon himself to bring the record back home to the great U.S. of A where is belongs. The first few ladies are a little shy but then Scottie finds a whole gaggle of ladies that are more than happy to give his ball sack a good kick.

Man, this kid really wanted to go to the goddamn movie! Mom decided she was going to get tricky by filming the kid cussing so dad could put the boots to the kid when he got home. What mother didn’t know is that she’d catch a great nut punch on film. Sorry, cable guy!

Want to see some poor sap take a 50 MPH tennis ball right to the gonads all in the name of science? This is the video for you. My favorite part is when they go into a fancy animation of what is happening inside your body after the nut shot while this guy is still withering on the ground and pounding his fist against the floor.

SPOILER ALERT: The “science” is that you practically shit yourself with anticipation knowing the ball shot is coming and once you get hit your heart instantly jacks to red line while you try not to puke.

What’s better than a dildo-copter interrupting a Russian press conference? How about a pissed off security guard jumping up to whack the dick and balls in mid-air, followed up by a hard boot stomp right to the nuts. Well, the dildo’s nuts, but you get the picture. How’d these guys make that thing? Look out world! Soon there’ll be big rubber penises flying around everywhere. If only we could ride in them…

You are a driving instructor that enjoys letting 13 and 15 year old girls kick you in the nut sack until you can’t stand the pain. Do you:

A) Swear the girls to secrecy.
B) Realize your married and ask your wife to do the kicking.
C) Give the girls a license despite their horrible driving skills.
D) Go to the cops and complain that one of the girls is harassing your for sex.

David Aston, 32, decided he would roll with option D. What a dumbass. He gets himself repeatedly kicked in the nuts and then he goes to the cops and ends up busting himself. Did he really think that when the cops went to talk to the girl she was going to conveniently forget about the ball kicking episode?

When the cops searched Aston’s computer they found kiddie porn, there’s a shocker. Kiddie porn and a nut kicking fetish, talk about a double whammy. If wife didn’t already have a divorce lawyer on speed dial I will bet big money that she does now.

Original Story: The Sun

The Teste Touch works just like the ball sack of any man on this planet. It rises and falls based on temperature. If the Teste Touch is looking a little high and tight you can give it a rub and as the temperature increases the balls will drop.

Teste Touch is an interactive installation that mimics the human anatomy. In the same vein as Matthew Barney’s Cremaster series, our installation is based on the natural interaction between the male reproductive organs and their environment. Teste Touch’s hanging scrotum responds to temperature by ascending or descending, highlighting the function of the cremaster muscle. Without a working cremaster muscle, the sperm can easily overheat, killing them and rendering a man sterile.

Hit the Gizmodo link for video of the Teste Touch in action.

Project Page via Gizmodo

This guy deserves to wear the stupid helmet after a stunt like this. At least is looks like Darwin worked his magic.

I originally posted a link to this one last January, but I figured it’s good enough that it deserves to be shown on the front page again.

I am not sure if this falls in the “brilliant” or “blatantly trying to get people to come to your sight” category, but it is definitely worth a post.  Some UK site has developed a series of videos devoted to attractive, greasy, topless woman playing the Wii.  The point of the videos is to try and figure out which Wii game the girls are playing.  This of course borders on ridiculous, because who in the hell is watching hand motions when there are (let me repeat myself) attractive, greasy, topless woman jumping around.  Anyway, I will not be posting these video’s directly on this site because we are above that (hmm, are we??), but enjoy the link below…

Link: Topless Wii Girls

Darwin strikes again! I don’t think this numb nuts will be shooting anything but blanks for a while.

If you’re this dumb, I guess you deserve a shot in the nuts. People just keep proving Darwin correct, don’t they? I don’t even think I’d let Tiger Woods try this one on me, unless I could wear a cup and stick a tee out of one of those little holes. I definitely wouldn’t let him take a wedge shot out of the medium rough.

Looks like Ashley Olsen likes old balls err ball. Reports are running rampant on the interweb claiming Olsen has been dating Lance “Live Strong” Armstrong. Maybe he whooed her by riding double on one of those two person bikes. I bet he could still win the Tour de Lance with her on his handlebars. Uncle Jesse has been seen moping around the set of ER (on a side note how can a 45 year old man be a resident in a hospital)… Anywho I wonder if Ashley uses one ball jay wax on her snowboard?

“They came together with a group of friends,” the source said. “Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m.”

Original Article: Fox News

Look, I watch a lot of videos on youtube. I’m used to the hyperbole people use to describe their videos in order to get more hits. “Kid Almost Dies While Skateboarding” turns out to be a 12 year old slipping off an ollie in his driveway. I’m no stranger to exaggeration. But this video gets it pretty close with the title “World’s most amazing basketball shot”. It might not be the best ever (have you seen Vince Carter teabag a 7-foot Frenchie?), but this is truly one of the craziest game ending shots I have ever seen, and I give you my film school assurance it is not fake in any way.

If an angry set of Jewish parents going crazy (really crazy, almost overboard) over their daughter dating an Italian guy is going to offend you, I suggest you don’t listen.

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I am not sure if this is a joke or not, but this website (www.marryourdaughter.com) appears to be in the business of selling young christian girls to male suitors….and it appears real.

Just check out the site.  I can’t even wrap my head around this enough to comment.

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi!  We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!”