The Mid-Summer Classic, a.k.a. baseball’s All-Star Game, was just that last night, a classic. The game extended into the 15th inning and into the wee hours of the morning on the East Coast, allowing for the immediate nickname of the “New York Marathon.” Although the 4-3 final score, in favor of the American League, was low; the game still provided a number of exciting moments and drama. The night had been long over for most of the big name All-Stars, and even the Yankee Stadium crowd slowly trickled out of the stands as the long drew on.
In the end Michael Young, Texas Ranger, hit a bases-loaded sacrifice fly, scoring the Twin’s Justin Morneau for the game-winning run. Even the final play was a close call at home.
A couple of parties on Monday night probably kept the some of the All-Stars a little subdued throughout the game. As gracious hosts, Yankees Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez both hosted parties in Manhattan. A-Rod’s party was Madonna-themed. Whereas Jeter’s get-together was hosted by Nike’s Jordan Brand and featured his new Jeter Clutch training shoe. The guest list included TastyBooze favorite Wade Boggs, Michael Jordan, former Yankee/Mariner Tino Martinez, Gabrielle Union, Billy Crystal, Fabolous, Busta Rhymes, a couple of the boys from Boyz II Men and others. Dan Uggla looked hungover as he made three errors at second base, and Kevin Youkilis was seen pounding a Red Bull as he sat the bench.
Overall it was a great game, luckily as a West Coast resident, I only had to stay up until 10:30 p.m. to watch it!
Not only can you run in high heels Kelly Ripa, but you could also use those high heels as a weapon. A Seattle woman went to the hospital, with what doctors called an “aggressive” bacterial infection, after being stabbed in her hand by a man using her own stiletto high heel boot.
Over the June 29 weekend, the woman was attending a BBQ when “an acquaintance asked her to perform a sex act on him. When she refused, the man slapped her face, removed her boot and stabbed her in the left hand with the stiletto heel, police said.” - according to an article in The Seattle Times.
This is pretty hardcore. If you watch Flavor of Love or Rock of Love, you know that the a girl-fight is getting comical serious when one of the girls takes off her shoe and starts swinging it around like a deranged lunatic. I never really imagined it doing much harm, but this is good to know.
The Wyverns, a Magdalene College all-male drinking society (awesome), threw a “Blazers & Bikinis” party on Sunday that involved ladies jelly wrestling (genius) for a $500 prize. The winner of each jelly match was decided by the amount of cheering by the crowd. It was all fun and games until the crowd booed Ms. Witkowski declaring her the loser.
‘She went mad and punched a girl dressed as a butterfly standing at the edge of the crowd. Blood gushed from her nose everywhere. Then she grabbed a bottle of Lambrini and tried to escape. ‘Security wouldn’t let her out of the grounds with alcohol so she punched one guard and headbutted another. ‘They had to restrain her. She was still in her white bikini, all covered in jelly.’
Those poor security guards probably thought this was going to be a plush gig getting to watch a bunch of girls jelly wrestle. I bet they never say a jelly-covered-headbutt attack coming. One student admitted that Ms. Witkowski was probably the better fighter but she wasn’t as attractive as the other fighter which is probably why the crowd decided she lost. It sucks but you have realize going in that jelly wrestling is a tough gig and dudes are probably going to cheer for the hotter chick it doesn’t justify going on a face punching spree.
1. Chief - Involves a Sharpie, penis drawings and inappropriate words on human flesh. 2. The Dirty Dancer - See Usher’s new song, “Love In This Club.” 3. The Usurper - Random dude/chick in the back of all your photos making an ass of himself/herself. 4. The Public Display of Erection - See No. 2 and also, getting kicked out of a strip club. 5. The Toilet Sleeper (pictured) - Passing out on the john, not John. 6. The Pissed Pants - Not going to the bathroom before passing out on the floor/in the bushes. 7. The Crime Scene - Your lifeless passed-out body is covered or outlined with garbage. 8. The Crash and Burn - WUI (Walking Under the Influence), watch out for those curbs, bushes, crack in the sidewalk, your other foot or just about anything else. 9. Beer Goggles - Making bad decisions. 10. The Switch Hitter - Your friend who gets a little too “handsy” after a couple drinks.
For the complete list and all the accompanying hilarious photos, check out the original story here.
A couple months back we provided a method to cool in a beer in 20 seconds. That method was a little expensive and probably wouldn’t work for a larger quantity of beer. But Dumb Little Man has a good “How to” if you’re looking to get a larger batch of brew cold quick.
Luckily a group of guys had an elder to drop some knowledge on them at a party recently, and here’s how he took some beer that was baking in the sun to being chilly in about the time it takes for my roommate to drink a shot:
Here is how he took beer from 80+ degrees to (seemingly) 40 degrees in about 3 minutes.
He took 6 hot beers from my garage and he placed them into a steel pot from the kitchen
He tossed in enough ice cubes to completely cover the beer
He then filled the pot with water
Next, and this is the trick, he tossed in (what must have been) 2 cups of table salt.
He took a large wooden spoon and stirred this thing up to be sure the salt dissolved.
He placed the concoction into the freezer and in 3 minutes we had ice cold beer.
Sure, this method is going to be helpful for people who can’t get beer from the coolers at the super-market, but I have a couple problems with this… You have both ice AND a freezer, why the fuck is your beer getting cooked in the sun in the first place?!?! Sure, the guy makes the excuse of not having enough room in the fridge but obviously the freezer was wide open for your damn steel pot! He’s lucky that old man didn’t give him a beat down with that large wooden spoon. No wonder the site is called “Dumb Little Man.”
If you are as pure as the driven snow the only thing you are going to see below is a beach, a patio and a pool party. If you have your mind in the gutter, which I am pretty sure 98% of our readers do, then you might notice some shenanigans in the pictures below.
What do you consider to be a “Douchebag” Party? Under my definition, it’s a party where the majority of the people are attending are not my friends, friends-friends, coworkers or acquaintances, therefore by default people fall into the “Douchebag” category.
For Memorial Day weekend, a group of students at Seattle University were putting together one last hurrah get-together (a.k.a. party) and went with the “Douchebag” theme. According to the Seattle Times, here is the appropriate attire:
Women were to wear Victoria’s Secret Pink-brand sweats or Abercrombie & Fitch clothing and talk constantly on their cellphones, according to the invitation on the social-networking site Facebook. Guys were to wear turned-up — “popped” — collars, aviator sunglasses and flip-flops.
When the school got word of the party, they quickly consulted their Code of Conduct and decided that this party wasn’t going to fly. This “parody” party was canceled and the kids were just forced to binge drink in their dorm rooms while making bad decisions in regular (read: non-douchebag) clothing.
Don’t worry kids, once you get out of college, there won’t be anyone around you to second guess your themed parties. I know this because we here at TastyBooze just received an Evite to “Guido Night.” And if Seattle U had anything to say about it, this party would have been shut down pronto - bronzer, spiky hair and all!
Apparently there is a new trend spreading around the club scene in NYC amongst the young males looking to get laid. While they are waiting in line they slather the well known ass cream Preparation H all over their stomach and chest. The hope or desired effect is that the cream will make them looked more ripped thus upping their chances of duping a female club goer into banging them.
“If you want to get [lucky], you have to know how to dance, and if you want girls to dance with you, you have to look ripped.”
Sound logic, but why is ass cream necessary? Preparation H contains a drug called phenylephrine HCL which when applied shrinks blood vessels in the area which then reduces blood and fluid in said area. This shit isn’t going to turn a beer gut into a six pack but the broken logic is that it will make your chest and stomach more defined. The company that produces Preparation H does not condone these “off ass” applications and does not recommend them. Preparation H has long been used by bodybuilders looking to get rid of that last little bit of love handle right before a competition but I think this is the first time people have decided to slather their entire upper body in it.
Other than being a jackass covered in ass cream it doesn’t look like there are any major side effects. Doctors quoted in the story say that if you are allergic you could develop a rash or because the cream shrinks blood vessels it could result in increased blood pressure. Two things that I am sure horny young club goers are willing to roll the dice on.
About a month ago I took part in a destination bachelor party. A dozen of guys traveled to Atlanta for the weekend and attended a NASCAR race at Talladega. Although it wasn’t typical Las Vegas booze-filled, gambling and strip-club adventure, it was - minus the gambling.
A group of guys in Seattle, however, decided to have a low-key bachelor party on Sunday night. Well, the article doesn’t explicitly state that it was a bachelor party, but what else do you call it when a group of guys get together and order up a stripper dancer.
The hired entertainment showed up with two armed bodyguards, who robbed the men at gunpoint and locked all the dudes together in the basement bathroom. One the guys even got pistol-whipped. Sucks. I wonder if they at least got a lap dance before it all went down.
Diggles, I don’t care if you have to weld them yourself but if you don’t have a couple of these at your BBQ tomorrow I am going to be severly disappointed. By “disappointed” I mean that I will call you a derogatory name and then proceed to get piss-ass drunk.
Apparently Bud Light has decided to jump into the lime beer game. Miller has been slanging their Miller Chill for the last six months and it must be doing well if Bud Light is going to get into the market space.
Corona has got to be pissed that they didn’t think of this first. Why would you go through the hassle of sticky fingers and handling sharp knives when you can get a Bud Light with the flavor already added? Although one could argue that Bud Light doesn’t taste like piss to begin with so the lime flavoring might be a little unnecessary.
Dammit I wish I could toss coasters like this little green bastard. Those are the kind of party trick skills that will get you laid and get you paid.
Click the picture to the right or hit the link below to see the video.
In another awesome turn of events to the story we posted yesterday (Australian Kids Know How To Party), Mr. Party Boy himself is being charged with creating child pornography. Wow, I can’t wait to see his response to this one. Apparently, during the party their was sexual relations and nakedness occurring and it was being filmed. And remember, this kid is only 16. So if I do a little assuming in my head I am going to say that the party was primarily filled with his high school friends that could potentially range in age from 13-18 years-old. Therefore, filming said nakedness and sexual relations (even if the people are about your own age) constitutes child pornography. Cops found the videos in the aftermath/clean-up of the party scene and given Party Boy’s response to the media yesterday, the cops aren’t pulling any punches. And this comes on top of yesterday’s announcement that the police are charging this kid’s family $20K for destruction of community property….
I am sure you have all heard by now, but some kid in Australia threw a raging party over the weekend while his parents were away, after some 500 people saw an internet invitation from him on MySpace. Apparently the party got a bit out of hand and people began destroying neighbors cars, lawns, etc. I guess that will happen when 500 people come over to hang out.
“Up to 30 police, as well as the police dog squad, were called to end the party but were confronted by hundreds of teenagers, some throwing beer bottles at police cars and damaging property.”
While that is all awesome enough, the best part has to be an interview the 16 year old party thrower, Corey Delaney, gave to the news the next day. The video is absolutely priceless, as the kid shows no remorse and does not take any responsibility.
Although the 4-3 final score, in favor of the American League, was low; the game still provided a number of exciting moments and drama. The night had been long over for most of the big name All-Stars, and even the Yankee Stadium crowd slowly trickled out of the stands as the long drew on.
The guest list included TastyBooze favorite Wade Boggs, Michael Jordan, former Yankee/Mariner Tino Martinez, Gabrielle Union, Billy Crystal, Fabolous, Busta Rhymes, a couple of the boys from Boyz II Men and others. Dan Uggla looked hungover as he made three errors at second base, and Kevin Youkilis was seen pounding a Red Bull as he sat the bench.
