A good buddy of mine just bought a boat.  A lot of people say owning a boat is a big hassle, expensive, etc.  Well I never have owned one, so I don’t know about all that.  But I do know that it is just about the best thing ever for me.  And it also got me thinking about what the most awesome mode of transportation is.

“Would you rather own your own helicopter or yacht?”

Mitch Martin: “What kind of yacht are we talking here?”
J Diggles: “50 ft range.”

Baba Ganoush: “Am I paying for helo pad space and gas?”
J Diggles: “Definitely.”

Mr. Wonka: “Can I put my helicopter keys on my key chain and bring it into the bars for girls to see?”
J Diggles: “Yes, that is the primary point of having them.”

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Not even CLOSE.  Tasty Booze readers would much much rather cook all of their own meals than lose their remote control devices - 85% to 15%.  No more Subway, no more McDonald’s, no more Teriyaki.  If I couldn’t do take out I would officially never eat lunch.  I don’t know about you, but I am certainly not motivated enough to make my own lunch.  And probably only motivated enough to make about half of my dinners.  And having no girl certainly doesn’t help those percentages.

But onward and upward to more awful choices.  You are moving to a secluded island and never coming back.

“Would you rather take your 4 best friends with you or your significant other?”

Mitch Martin: “What if a chick is one of my 4 best friends?”
J Diggles: “That’s a no-go.  4 best guy friends in your case.”

Baba Ganoush: “What if you don’t have a significant other?”
J Diggles: “Pick one and hope she likes you.”

Mr Wonka: “Is there anyone else around?”
J Diggles: “Nope.”

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Today’s theme: misery. It’s always fun to think about choosing between one awesome thing and another, but a contest of misery probably evokes the truer answer. So here goes. Don’t forget to vote and leave and clarifying questions in the comments.

“Would you rather have Nickelback on anytime you are in your car or have to wear a sweater vest to work every single day?”

Mitch Martin: “Can I turn the car stereo down and just choose silence?”
J Diggles: “No.”

Baba Ganoush: “What if I am something non-sweater vest friendly like a semi-pro football player or lifeguard?”
J Diggles: “If you are getting paid, you are wearing it.”

Mr Wonka: “No big deal, I love Nickelback.”
J Diggles: “Fine. If you actually enjoy Nickelback, you have to listen to those three Hansen brothers.”

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I thought this one would be closer, but people overwhelmingly decided they would rather get caught having sex (doggystyle, no covers) by their significant others parents, then be caught watching porn at work. I just don’t know if I agree. They are both pretty awful, but you gotta pick one.

Sex Scenario:

Given that you aren’t really doing anything wrong in this situation, I can see why it is the preferred path of embarrassment. However, if this is a girl you plan on being with for a while, it is a lot to live down at every Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner for the rest of your life - especially given the position described and/or if the oldies are the religious type. Talking about sex with your girls parents is kinda like talking about taking a huge shit with your girlfriend. Everybody knows its going on, and going on often, but there is no sense in bringing it up.

Porn Scenario:

Let’s be honest, there is a good chance you will get fired. In my old job all our internet traffic was scanned by some program and periodically reviewed by an IT guy. Some kid logged a solid 2,000+ hits in a month to porn related websites and was promptly asked to leave before even being able to clean out his desk. His excuse was of course that he accidentally hit one site and the pop-ups went crazy on him. But 2,000??? Come on. So, ya, getting caught is bad. But think of the bright side. Maybe your boss is hot and this could be the first step on your way to that “promotion”.

In the end, I think it’s gotta come down to whats most temporary in your mind - the person you are with, or the job you are in. And apparently two-thirds of Tasty Booze readers prefer their job….

I’m bringing sexy back this week.  Them other blogs don’t know how to act.  Seriously though, this is going to be a tough one.  I really don’t even know what I am going to vote for.  Let’s just get to it.  Remember to vote and leave clarification questions in the comments.

“Would you rather get caught watching porn at work by your boss of the opposite sex or get caught having sex by your significant others’ parents?”

Mitch Martin: “So how bad is this porn.  Some softcore playboy pics, or the real deal?”
J Diggles: “The real deal.  Doggystyle.”

Baba Ganoush: “Are you doing it under the covers so you can at least cover up, or pretend it didn’t happen?”
J Diggles: “No covers.  Doggystyle.”

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