The second biggest concern on any true college football fan’s mind (the first being their team) is how they are going to get booze into the game. Back in college my friends and I dubbed this inside-the-game booze a game-ball and the term has stuck. It used to be that you could just poor your game-ball into any old metal flask, slide it into the waist band of your pants and then breeze past security. But in the this day and age of pat downs by questionable secuirty staff and even the metal detector wand it is harder than ever to get inside with your standby metal golf flask. Some folks like to stock up with the plastic airplane shooter bottles which duck the metal detector but they stick out like a sore thumb at pat down time.
That’s were the flexible plastic rum runner flask steps in. They should really just call this thing the game-ball flask. It’s pure genius. The flasks are made of flexible plastic so even when full if they are stuffed in your coat pocket no pat down expert is going to be able to tell the difference between the flask and your bulky winter coat. The $10.95 set comes with one big daddy 16oz flask and two smaller 8 oz flasks. So between yourself and two friends you should have no problem keeping your buzz rolling all game long.
Yeah, Yeah I know I did a Mexican beer last week but we had a little fajita party last week and I am trying to clean out the fridge. That being said this is the third time this summer I have had Dos Equis XX Lager Especial and it is quickly becoming my favorite Mexican beer. It’s the only beer that I have tried that comes in a green bottle and doesn’t taste skunky. If you wonder what I mean by that last sentence try a Heineken, a Rolling Rock or a Grolsch. They all taste skunky.
Dos Equis XX Lager Especial is brewed by the Cervecería Cuauhtémoc Moctezuma brewery in Mexico which has been in business since 1897 and exporting to the U.S. since 1973. Dos Equis XX Lager Especial is a pale lager that pours smooth with almost no head and has a color just slightly darker than a Budweiser. It’s got a smooth clean taste that just goes down easy. There is no reason for a lime so just set it down. Buy some Corona or Miller Chill if you’ve got a real itch for lime in your beer. I could easily burn through a twelve pack of these things without any problem other than the fact that I would be piss drunk from the 4.45% alcohol by volume.
I would definitely say that Dos Equis XX Lager Especial is my new go-to beer for all Mexican dinners. That’s a big endorsement and I was a little borderline until I saw these “most interesting man in the world” commercials with their tag line of “Stay thirsty my friends.”
If you like to catch a buzz and you like to do it playing cards then a set of King’s Cup cards from DrinkingDecks.com is your ticket. I am going to assume that everyone reading is familiar with the drinking game Kings, if not you can check out the rules here, but if you aren’t familiar what the fuck have you been doing?
The main problem with Kings is that everyone has their own set of rules. There is the “this is how we played in college” rules, the “this is how my buddies back home play” rules and the “we’re already so fucked up we can’t remember all the rules” rules. DrinkingDecks.com makes things easy by printing the rules right on face of the cards. This prevents the half drunk assholes that are gathered around the table for the game from arguing over which card is category and which card is rhyme time.
I busted out the DrinkingDecks.com King’s Cup cards at a party last weekend and it was probably the most fun I have ever had playing Kings. It was fun because 30 seconds after we decided to play we were actually playing. There wasn’t 10 minutes of drunks each trying to yell louder than the other making up rules. I’m also pretty sure the game was responsible for sending me time traveling (blacked out).
If Kings is in your regular drinking game rotation the $9.99 price tag is definitely worth it and if Kings isn’t in your regular rotation you need to remove your head from your ass and get it into the mix.
Folks in Mexico have their panties in a bunch over a new beer being brewed by the Minerva Brewery named Malverde. Officials are upset claiming that the beer glamorizes drugs and drug smuggling at a time when Mexico is fighting an all out war against the drug cartels.
Jesús Malverde is considered the “patron saint” of drug smugglers in Mexico. Jesús Malverde was a legendary Robin Hood type figure from the 1800’s that legend says robbed from the rich and gave to the poor. Malverde was reportedly executed in 1909. In the 1980’s drug smugglers began praying to Jesús Malverde whose name literally translates to “green evil” which the smugglers equate to marijuana. Apparently a lot of the drug couriers carry pictures of Malverde with them and pray to him like a saint.
Enough drug mumbo-jumbo. The beer itself is a malty European-style pilsner and it should be making it’s way to the U.S. soon with a slogan of “A hero, a legend, a beer.”
Victoria’s Secret is pushing up boobies and Bubbles Bodywear is pushing up asses. This isn’t a set of assless bike shorts this “double-o push up thong” is designed to “lift, shape and volume of the derriere while also flattening the lower tummy and shaping the thigh.” I understand the idea of the thong is to get rid of panty lines but isn’t a girl wearing this just going to have big circles around her ass cheeks? Maybe dudes will be so distracted by her pushed-up ass that they won’t notice the lines.
This could really be disastrous for guys. I mean if you take a girl home from the bar and she gets out of her push-up bra and her push-up ass bra there is no telling where everything is going settle. It would be the ultimate bait and switch.
A watch with a scale sounds cool and all but who would need the ability to weigh up to 300 grams to the accuracy of 0.1 grams on their wrist? I mean 300 grams is barely more than half a pound (.661 to be exact) and I don’t generally find myself in situations where I need to know the weight of something that is less than half a pound.
Fuck, you might as well just call this thing DrugWatchScale. At only $17.90 I can see these things spreading amongst the purveyors of slightly less than legal substances. No need to take up pocket space with one of those digital scales that is the size of your wallet, now all the convenience can be strapped right to your wrist.
Holy shit! Am I the only one that didn’t know that a fucking chin dildo existed? You have got to have some pretty big confident balls to strap this thing to your face and strut into the bedroom with your lady. I mean, drunk on your forehead is one thing, but to seriously roll into what was going to be a sex situation strapped up with this childo is a whole other ball game. However if the childo looks like it’s your bag it’s only $27.95 and I linked to the NSFW product page below.
Just looking at this thing makes me laugh out loud. Thanks to my lady friend and her friends for cluing me into this brilliant contraption.
These shirts aren’t quite as cool as these Chuck Norris action jeans but sometimes you have to take what you can get. This might have to be a Tasty Booze t-shirt original but if someone made one that said “Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas” I would buy that shit in an instant.
Hit the link below for Color Overload’s full run down of the top 10 Chuck Norris t-shirts.
For what ever reason few beers taste as good as that beer you crack open on a hot summer day while you are floating in a body of water. Whether you are floating in a lake or floating in a pool this floating beer cooler is going to allow you to keep 18 beers close at hand and ice cold allowing for maximum in-water drinking time. The cooler has an 18 beer capacity in the center section along with six numbered can holders so that every one floating can keep track of which beer is theirs. I plan on spending most of this next weekend floating in a pool and drinking beer, I wonder how fast I can get one of these things?
Put your credit cards away and quit looking for a link to the product page. At this point the Geekini is only a concept design from French designer John Nouanesing, but I do have to say that it’s a pretty kick ass concept. Who wouldn’t want to stumble across a hot lady, or even their own lady friend, rocking a bikini fashioned after a classic video game controller that most of us probably hold near and dear to our hearts.
Although I have no actual proof, I am pretty sure that up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start won’t actually get you laid. I also have a feeling that if you were to try the old Konami code on some unsuspecting girl you would probably end up receiving a wicked nut shot. Don’t fret thinking the designer forgot to include the “Start” and “Select” buttons. They are still in the middle just a little farther south. Hit the “Read More” link to check them out.
If you are a man about town (Diggles, T-Miz) and you’ve out grown the “pull n’ pray” method(questionable), then chances are you are in the market for a good condom. Odds are that you have already bought a Japanese car (both of you) so why not buy a Japanese condom as well? The Okamoto Crown condom is billed as the thinnest, most sensitive condom in the game. If super thin makes you nervous, every Okamoto Crown goes through an electronic pin hole test before it leaves the factory to make sure you don’t end up with a jail break.
Okamoto is one of the leading manufacturers of condoms in the world since 1934. Our state-of-the art manufacturing and testing processes enable us to make a thinner, Stronger, and Silky Soft condom for a sensuous natural experience. Our BEYOND SEVEN® Condoms and Crown® Condoms are “The closest thing to nothing at all”®
Let’s be honest, when you bring a fine young lady home after a night out on the town, chances are that you have consumed a little too much booze and you are treading that thin line between functionality and full-fledged whiskey dick. At that point you need all the help you can get, which means not wrapping up in a latex number that could double as a spare tire for the aforementioned Japanese car. Do yourself a favor and increase your odds of functionality with a pack of Crowns in the nightstand drawer.
If wearing your beers utility-belt-style like Batman isn’t your gig maybe wearing your beers in a bandolier bandito style is more up your alley. The Beerdolier has a six foot strap with six neoprene coozies attached to snugly hold your beer while it’s slung across your chest or your back.
I think I have to side with the Beerdolier on this one. Six beers on a belt is just going to drag my drawers down while I’m cruising around the tailgate. With the Beerdolier I can strap six ice cold boozes to my back and yank them out like arrows from a quiver. Let’s be honest, every time I pull one out I will probably make a sound like I am taking a sword out of it’s sheath and then yell “By the power of Greyskull!”
Tomfoolery aside, at only $14.99 the Beerdolier is a pretty good deal. They will even mix and match coozie colors to help you represent your favorite team.
I have never really been a huge fan of Black & Tans, call me what you will, but that’s how I roll. For those of you who are Black & Tan fans, there is Brütül (pronounced: brew tool). Brütül created a specialized “turtle” for the perfect pouring of Black & Tans, as well as other layered beers. The Black & Tan Turtle sits a-top your pint glass with the shell lowered below the rim of the glass, essentially softening the pour of the beer into the glass, creating the perfect layering with minimal foam. As their slogan goes, “Foam Follows Function.”
The Black & Tan Turtles retail for $11.95, or you can get the special Black & Tan Turtle Kit for $37.45, all available here.
At first look, I thought this guy was just using his razor-holder to outline his goatee. But this is actually the GoateeSaver and yes, the name says it all, it saves your goatee. The contraption has a mouth piece to hold it in place, and the width and angle of the GoateeSaver is fully adjustable. You can watch an introductory video here.
Despite being a blogger, I am not a huge fan of facial hair (for a number of reasons, primarily because I would like to keep my day job), but I could see how people might use something like this to keep their goatee on point. Or you could use it as some sort of mask for Halloween, possibly if you want to be Shredder from TMNT.
Batman can keep his kick ass utility belt, I am going with the beer belt. I think this thing is a must have for any grill master during the summer time. It allows you to keep both hands free to work the tongs and with a six beer capacity you don’t risk burning the meat while you head to the fridge for another brew. I’m thinking about getting two of these things and hanging one on each side. That way I can roll out with a full half rack. Sure they might get a little warm but I think if I had 12 beers so handy I wouldn’t have a problem powering through them before they all lost their cool. Besides at $18 they kind of seem like a bargain.
