Entries Tagged as 'Quote of the Day'
June 10th, 2008by Mitch Martin · No Comments
“Does anybody have a hammer, a claw hammer. I thought he was teasing at first, but then he says, ‘No. It went in like that. We can pull it out like that,’” Chandler said.
Hey, you can’t fault the doctor’s logic.
George Chandler and his buddy were putting up some lattice in the backyard when the air hose for the nail gun got tangled. The two were trying to untangle the hose when the nail gun accidentally fired. George felt a sting but they couldn’t find the nail. When they took a look at George’s melon they found the 2.5″ embedded in his head. George was taken to the hospital in an ambulance but there was no blood and he was alert and talking to the medics for the whole ride.
Original Story: KCTV
Tags: Pictures · Quote of the Day · Stories
May 7th, 2008by Mitch Martin · No Comments
“But it seems the vicar just thought Jemma was too hot and that her boobs were just too big.”
Looks like a local priest got a little hot and bothered when he saw the billboard that was put up outside his church. The billboard features an image of Jemma Palmer, 24, soon to be better known as Inferno when the U.K. version of American Gladiators begins airing on May 11th.
I can’t really blame the guy, it would be pretty hard to keep those impure thoughts in check if you saw the above picture every time you looked out the window. He probably got tired of constantly having a chubby. Besides what male, who is already stuck in church, is really going to pay attention when they can just stare out the window at Jemma?
Original Story: The London Paper
Tags: Awesome · Hot Chicks · Humor · Pictures · Quote of the Day
