During these hard economic times, people are more likely to cut back on their unnecessary spending and in regards to relationships, giving “Love Coupons” instead of actual presents. Be careful of what you’re writing these I.O.U.s for, as they might come back and bite you in the ass (literally).

I want my ladyfriend to know I completely disagree with everything in this picture.  Oh god, I am still going to get in big trouble.

In case the disease returns north in the fall, we’ll be ready.

Not that that is a statement anyone has ever disputed.  But now there is a graph that depicts it, and since I am not a big fan of “reading words”, this really helps.  The zones:

- Inhibition Zone: 0-3 drinks

- Confidence Zone: 4-6 drinks

- Reckless Zone: 7-9 drinks

- Impotence Zone: 10+ drinks

I think I perform best in the reckless zone, but I’ll never shy away from an impotence zone opportunity.  Check out our friends at Sloshspot.com for the full-size graph.

This is one way to tell your boyfriend that he isn’t very good in the sack.

Check out the original pics at Burbia.

“Interesting Gorilla Keychain” is the kind of name this thing would have in a museum after it was pulled out of the ground 400 years from now. No one would understand why any intelligence having species would make a keychain featuring a gorilla jacking off so they’d just have to go with “interesting.”

WARNING: This could be NFSW depending on how your coworkers would react to seeing a small wind-up gorilla jerking off.

via Gizmodo

One of our favorite Spike TV shows has been MANswers for a couple of years.  Not only because the title of the show combines two words (one of my favorite past times), but because it truly answers those questions most sought after by men everywhere.  For example, have you ever wondered where the world’s largest breasts reside?  Every day.  Every f-ing day.

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When your 9-year old daughter has a fight with another little girl, you know the whore mother is behind it….or at least that’s what this woman thought.

In order to pay back her little girl’s tormentor, the mom decided it go ahead with operation prostitute.  Using Craigslist, the mom posted a classified ad of the offending mom offering sex for money.  When responders would reply to the post via email, mom #1 would give out the phone number of mom #2.  Now that is just downright ruthless.  An address would have been better, but this is pretty damn creative.

Source: Fox News

This guy might have actually seen everything on RedTube. Okay, he probably didn’t see everything but it looks to me like he’s got the anal section pretty well locked down. I hope he had some lube, lotion, cocoa butter because otherwise he’s got to be cruising around town with a pretty bad case of the chaff-dick.

Click the image to see the full history. Seriously, this is only about a quarter of it.

Also, I don’t buy for a second this “roommate” bullshit. This was so proud that he wasted an entire day watching porn that he had to share it with the internet but he didn’t have the balls to claim the accomplishment himself.

Look if you want to rock the porn screensaver on your work machine that’s your business but you’ve got to remember to turn it off before you start giving a PowerPoint presentation.

WARNING: This video is definitely NSFW.

James Gunn is back with another edition of PG Porn. This time around it stars James Gunn, Belladonna and Alan Tudyk who played Steve the Pirate in Dodgeball. This one starts off a little slow but much like a real porn if you stick with it the pay off is at the end.

Maybe my mind is playing tricks on me, but at first glance, this definitely looks like something else in Paris Hilton’s left hand. This is probably as a result of what comes to mind when you first thing of Paris Hilton…yes, her sex tape. Please tell me if that bag strap on her purse doesn’t look like a penis to anyone else.

Also, fair warning, her bag might have an STD. Just to be safe, wear protection if you come near it.

Yes, the blonde is hot.  But there is clearly competition there.  Gotta respect a practical man going for the easy score.

At 2am on Good Friday, folks innocently watching their favorite annual program, Good Friday Mass at the Vatican, were interrupted by a regularly scheduled test for the Emergency Alert System.  However, instead of your favorite blue or rainbow screen accompanied by a screeching noise, 30 seconds of Girls Gone Wild appeared.

Likely scenario: Midnight, Thursday night, 70-year old couple in bed.

“Honey, time to get up, Good Friday Mass at the Vatican is about to start,” say the wife.

“Oh come on, really?  It’s the middle of the freaking night.  I swear to god, I mean gosh, you better let me get a Tivo for this thing next year,” says the husband.

“GET UP LARRY!”

“I’m coming, I’m coming, it’s not like he’s rising from the dead again,” the husband mutters to himself.

2am roles around, sweet justice for Larry.

Source: Philadelphia Daily News